:roflmao:

/me hits ^^^ with a :fish: while he's rolling around on the ground

The remodeling has been officially called off due to rain for today. :(

The pregnant hooker that waved to me last year is back down to competition weight. Partially because of the exercise program our town legislated. Apparently, they are attempting to discourage prostitution by making it illegal to stand on the corner...now they have to walk up and down the road.

Six stitches later I realized that I should just buy pre-sliced cheese from now on.

Now I know I told ya power tools could be sexy... but I didn't want you to try and slice off your thumb!!!!!! Take care, IowaMan!

today i played golf and for the first time ages i really enjoyed it!

Ouch, IM.

smithy020, my handicap is the way I hold the stick. And that's only mini-golf.

Getting there, I think ...

IM, yikes cutting cheese, take it easy there partner.
Oh and remember a dull knife is more likely to cut you than a sharp one, trust me.

Smithy, they play golf in Scotland?
Kidding...
I know
and I hope to learn this summer, got me pa's old clubs

Got to run, seems Preistess are playing a surprise show at the Barfly, keep hearing about them from many of my friends, so now is my chance :rockon:

IowaMan go out and buy a cheap wooden cutting board. About 1/4 of the way from one edge of the board acroos the top cut a 1/16 inch deep slot. At one end of the slot cut a 1/8 inch deep slot across the edge of the board. On the underside of the board on the end where you cut the slot cut an 1 inch long slot 1/4 deep going the Opposite way. Go to the local music shop get a guitar string(you might want to do this when you get the cutting board). Go out and steal two nails from the guys working on your house cut the tip and head off the nails (cut to and inch long). Take the guitar string and tie it to the nails to either end. Then take the one nail and put it in the slot you cut in the bottem of the board stringing the guitar sting up threw the slot you cut on the edge. put the cheese on the board so where you want to cut is over the slot. Useing the other nail as a handle pull the guiter string threw the cheese(this should work on any soft and simi soft cheese).

Just another great Idea I'm stealing from Alton Brown.

OMG! Careful feller!

Remember, WI asked "Who Moved My Cheese," not "Who Took a Knife and Slew It."

Seriously, sorry to hear that you cut yourself.

(Say, if you get a lot of the ladies coming over and kissing your boo boo better, let me know ... :) )

And if that works...remember that the same logic may not apply to penis wounds. :p

Wow What A Show Preistess !
I was a dancin' fool :dance: :dance:
Now I'm a little hung over
Well, off to play in the dirt ...

If you stab a man in the heart in the dead of winter, steam will rise from the wound.