Lilith's fucking dolphins.





rolf

Bill Engvall

Oh i'd so love his video ^^^^ he's a funny bastard!

My dog's dumb antics.

The mood in Ohio today.

my little girl........

In class tonight we were discussing some things we'll have to do to eachother next week--I say to the cute gay guy "I want you to do me." (not THAT WAY) He says "I can't do you.....I'm gay". I thought I would die!

Accusing Mrs. WI of volunteering to work tonight so I have to clean alone.

a joke made above the Lost Boys' head

My brother.

correctly predicting that the wet-92-lb two-coated fur-dropping, undercoated-impossible-to-dry old man I live with would attempt to get on the bed


He then went into the hallway & SHOOK as if to say, "Yeah, you used two towels on me tonight & I wanted to get on the bed. That didn't work so I'm going to SHAKE in the hallway. I'm still wet. What are you going to do about it?"

^^^^ That. :D

omg nothing has.........how sad

then let me tickle you!!

a girl at work talking about 2 orgasms she had last night... a few rapid questions and i ascertained they were drinks. doh!

^^hehe

Coaster's HOA comment.