Being a bitch is sometimes a really horrible thing...

i did not just go "woo-o woooooooo...chica, chica, chica, chica.....wooo-oo woooooooo"

I did not giggle, I swear

that's good, 'cause NO SMILING OR GIGGLING ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, I really did make it through one day being out of the office without five phone calls from work, and, no, I honestly did not just go into the office a little bit ago because they really *can* make it there without me, and, of *course* I'm having zero guilt about it.

*sigh*
 

This isn't my favorite thread on this site.

I know exactly why it is my favorite.

I am sooo looking forward to going back to work tomorrow.

I don't think the women on here are hot at all. None of them. Especially not Wyndhy, Lilith or IAKG.

I didn't find myself periodically checking the boards here today off an on since I was off today.

And I didn't have two amazing orgasms today thinking about anyone from here either.

I'm absolutely sure that none of the Pixies women are curious as to which Pixie Zephreck was thinking about when he didn't have two amazing orgasms today.

I'm not going to take Zeph's approach to posting a list here ;)

I didn't giggle at Zeph's mention of the Bowling for soup song, because I didn't hear it on my work and it absolutely made me overjoyed that I left that god-foresaken state.

I don't have a clue what WildIrish is on about when he says that I lowered the NE IQ percentage... People here are so darned smart, it's us crazy Texan transplants that don't know a lick.

I didn't have to scroll through pages of posts on this thread to catch up for today.

And, I absofuckinlutely love my new manager, I'd propose we clone him in a heartbeat.

Well..
 

Well to not answer IAkareokegirl...

I couldn't possibly limit the list down for you any at all but I can gurantee you that the influence of pictures from Wendhy, you and Lilith had nothing to do with it. And also guarantee you that none of the flirtaceous remarks that none of you have given me were appreciated or had any affect on me at all.

I also couldn't possibly have thought of at least each of the three of you not even the tiniest little bit during the hour long session I did'n't have when they didn't occur. Most assuredly not at all.

I am certain that none of you were in my thoughts at all.

I am sure you don't want to know who I was thinking of exactly though at the precise time I didn't erupt nor what exactly I wasn't thinking of with them.

And I think you would hate that too much and don't like that you are wondering about that now either.

And sense you not wondering is not sexy as hell.. I will probably tell you and confess to you all now.... :cboy:

Well now..
 

I am certainly pissed to see that Maddy hates me and would never copy anything I ever did.

I am also pissed that she didn't take the time to not catch up on this thread at all.

I hate that she doesn't miss Texas. And hope to hell she never finds herself back out this way. As I am sure none of us would make her feel welcome now that she has left.

Also very glad that her new manager isn't an :ahole:

I would love for her to love it there so she wouldn't be tempted to come back.

I'm glad that *I* certainly wasn't any part whatsoever of what Zephreck did or did not do today, nor was I even in his thoughts at all. I'm sure that wyndhy and Lilith feel the same way--I mean, what do people think we have posted pictures here for, for peeps to perve?

OMG heaven forbid!

I'm certainly not confused by sarcasm in this thread.

i wasn't at all lost in Zeph's (I'm certain of the pronounciation of that full nick and just ache to type the whole damn extra few letters) previous post about what and who he didn't think about while orgasming (is that a word, Lixy?).

I definitely don't think that this thread reminds me at times of the Spanish I took in college, trying to follow the double negatives and the like.