Sucking cock ... can at times reach the heights of an artform.


His plan backfired when ...

His plan backfired when ... she chose to use the vacuum for sucking. (ouch)

Proceeding ahead ...

Proceeding ahead ... with his plan, he became entangled in the vacuum.

The lesson to be learned ...

The lesson to be learned...only use the vacuum for sucking dirt.

Sometimes I wish I could just......

Sometimes I wish I could just......run around naked all day.

Once upon a time I ...

Once upon a time I ... found myself in the Land of Good and Plenty I got sex whenever and however I wanted all the time.

:devil:

Practicing incessantly, he ...

Practicing incessantly, he ... trained himself to "will an erection" which was a real asset for a male exotic dancer.

Humming to himself ...

Humming to himself ... was fortunate for everyone else since he couldn't carry a tune.


I hope I'm not late for ...

I hope I'm not late for ... anything since my watch stopped.

I'm ready for anything ...

I'm ready for anything... too bad my body isn't (sigh)


I broke my shoelace...

I broke my shoelace...restraining that heel.

I just love to ...

I just love to.... run my tongue down the middle of her back & bottom.

I love it when...

I love it when Flute Lady plays my flute


How many times have you....

How many times have you run your tongue down the middle of her back and bottom this month?


The last time I had phone sex...

The last time I had phone sex I shot 2 feet


The last time I wanted phone sex...