actually, Comedy Central got Undergrads, along with Mike & Gary and the animated Clerks series. but Cartoon Network's got Adult Swim, so they're still on top. yay-uh.

Yeah...oops..knew it was one of those channels I watch all night. I like Mike & Gary, funny enough. Undergrads is great. But Adult Swim is the best...did you catch "The Venture Brothers" last night?

Bender: Bite my shiny, metal ass!


well Bender pretty much sums it up as to how I feel about my redundancy...so pfffft!

nah, i missed it. got sidetracked during the beginning of Adult Swim. looks funny, though. i miss Harvey Birdman... *longing sigh*

Harvey: "You speak Japanese?"

Peanut: "I get by."

Harvey: "Great! Ask them what they want and tell this one to back up a foot and a half."


that was ridiculously ridiculous, woman.

Homer : When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous blood-sucking monsters always want'n more ... more ... MORE! And if you give it to them, you'll get plenty back in return.

Bart : Like what?

Homer : I'll tell you when you're older.

look monkeyboy, don't make me start throwing around cartoon puns...I'll do it!

do yer worst, imp-lover.

"Here's your tree. Merry Christmas to all, and to all, shut the hell up." -Peter

"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"

"Oh, Lois, it was horrible. The fish were jumpin' all over my eyes and into my nose and, on the way out, I think one of 'em muttered somethin' anti-semitic." -Peter

SpongeBob: "You okay, Patrick?"

Patrick: "Finland!!"

Peter: "Where the hell am I gonna get 50,000 bucks?"

Quagmire: "You could whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks at 50 bucks each... or 50 really fat chicks at 1,000 bucks each. ...What? Why're you lookin' at me like that? Fat chicks need love, too... but they gotta pay for it."

"Mom, I'm afraid the hurricane's gonna sneak up on me and gimme a vascectomy." -Chris

Tick's Brain: Tick, this is your mind speaking.
Tick: Oh! Hello.
Tick's Brain: Sorry I haven't been around much lately but I'm easily distracted by shiny objects. ---"The Tick"

there ya cartoon-spewin bastahd!

"I can't sleep"
"I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction."
"At nighttime, the world always seems so big and scary, and I always seem so small."
"I wish I could fall asleep, so it would be morning."
-Calvin and Hobbes

*grin and headshake* jackass...


Zorak: "Yeah, he'll probably tear yer arms off."

Brak: "But I love my arms! That's where my hands live."

"There are only so many times I can say sorry and still mean it." --Homer Simpson


it's true ya know....after a few times you figure you aren't gonna make a difference if you say it a hundred times.