Attention: Complaint Department
 

Allright Lil, I decide to be nice and jump in for you and what do I get, bitched out for it.

Well I know, that you know, that she knows, that I know, that he knows, that I know that you can be a pain in the ass!!! ;););)

JK, maybe, or maybe not!

CK~ Madame Lilith sees an ass whoopin' in your future:p:p:p

Dear Madame Lilith, I've been checking my local groceries and supermarkets, but to no avail. Can you tell me where I can find a can of whoop-ass, and in what sizes it comes? :o

Oh, Madame Lilith, what ever did Popeye and Bluto see in Olive Oyl?????? :confused:

dannyk~ whoop-ass comes in the mini size for those tiny little fuckers and in the jumbo economy size for those who need some extra convincing......... and the thing about Olive Oyl was she was a tramp....damn I bet she had bookends:D:D:p

Madame Lilith, I've come to the conclusion that you have no idea about this stuff.....

so, prove me wrong and tell me what I'm thinking right now :D:D:D

Madame Lilith need not answer that question....I think all of us know what you are thinking of right now Legend!... LOL

NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI
NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI
NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI NIKKI

:D :D :D

was not! :D ok, I was.....but you cheated! :p

Oh, Madame Lilith. My tortured soul would not rest until I received your celestial guidance. I beseech you to reveal your wisdom to me again.

Two things haunt my tormented mind.

1) Will I ever meet the woman of my most erotic dreams?

2) Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway?

I implore you to reveal your omnipotent words to me, and give me a piece.

Madame Lilith consults the star charts
 

*scratching* herself and wonders if it was wise to do that guy who when asked,"what's your sign?" answered....... "the crab":D

H@rdRock~ I like it when you do that beseeching thing;) the answers to your questions came to me while I was sitting in my holy chamber (was out of paper.....had to wait on someone to bring me some, so I had 5 minutes to think:p)

1)

You can never ever meet the woman who haunts your wet cummy dreams!!!! Cause when you do she opens her mouth to speak and then she *kerpoofs* into a nightmare:p

2)

Well everyone knows the answer to this question........because you are going to pick up some JUMBOshrimp:p



and just which piece is it you want?;)

Thank you for imparting your wisdom, O great seer!

*scribbles note to always keep mouth occupied on wet cummy dream woman*

:)

*bump*

Okay...my turn. My first question, Madame Lilith, is if I'm going to follow last week's example and pass out today...more than likely while they're putting stitches in me? :)

Madame Lilith hunts down that old phrenology chart
 

then stops to ponder whose head and which one would give her the most reliable.......................... feedback

IAKGirl~ there will be no floor gliding, no big to-do, no stiches, no pain, they'll use super-glue:D

<-----is 100% sure Madame Lilith is the real thing.

Dear Madame Lilith,

Will it be WA, LA, or FL? Or possibly some other destination altogether?