Damn....I always miss the good parties. :( :(

Diva,
 

The great thing about this party is it is perpetual so grab a drink, kick off your shoes, and head on up the apparatus. It's the ride of a lifetime!~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

Haven't missed a thing, Diva, expect maybe the beta testing... we've worked all the bugs out now! (not that there were any complaints from the beta testers... few cases of ROS, but no one's complaining!)

Whew!
 

I was called away and was afraid the party would be over.........:(

Thank goodness, but I forgot it is perpetual!! :D :p

Yayyyy, I can dive back in..........mmmmmm.......is there anymore butterscotch schnapps? :o

Yippee!!! Hooray for Perpetual Parties! Every single one of us can wander in and out, taking breaks and/or holidays as needed, but thanks to our two dearest inventors, the party just keeps on rocking!

Prophet --- If you feel that the Butterscotch Schnapps solution should be implemented, by all means, please do so! I think the lubrication sounds like an excellent idea, both physically and socially!

Lilith --- Glad you've decided to accept the titles! Let me tell you, board meetings here are unlike any you've ever experienced before...

... And on that note ...

Jay --- Just a thought on that gang, er, I mean, group meeting --- why not hold it here on the slide, where we can continue to meet the needs of board members with ROS, like Lilith and myself, and still continue to deal with all the finer points of administration? Please?

Diva --- Like the others said, this is one party that you just can't miss! Not only is it perhaps the most important event in the sexual liberation movement since they switched from plate-armour chastity belts to fabric undergarments, but you also literally can't miss it, because it's perpetual and infinite! Gotta love a party that can claim that! :D Scotz is exactly right about the ROS thing, though, might want to watch out for it --- in other words, hurry up and contract a case of it yourself, you'll be glad you did! ;)

And Xanne --- Welcome back! Pick yourself a good executive title, and come on board the board of directors too! :cool:

--- sweetstuff

Diva
 

Even when you're not here, you've had such a formative

influence on the Forum that you're here even whan you're not.

You don't escape that easily.

Where's the schnapps? I need to relubricate my tongue:p :p

Schnapps
 

Surely the lubrication supplied by our delightful

slide patrons is sufficient.

Just wondering if this wonderful apparatus could be transported to Sadora's Pixies Party.... I would just have to supervise it's transport and be prepared to try it out upon delivery to ensure everyone's safety :p

Lilith-

Ooooh yes! What a wonderful idea!! I get to be next since it's my party right?

What a wonderful invention! I missed out on it in February! Now I have to wait 'till August!?!?

At least I get the experience!!

don't care the spot is just point me to it....................:-)

Well it won't be transported for awhile Sadora, hop on! I'll be waiting for you to slide by... ;) :p

I can't believe I missed this in february!! all of you having this perpetual party and not telling me. Oh well, guess it's not too late. ME NEXT, ME NEXT!!!! PLEASE!!!

It's good to see the SOFA dusted off and given a run.

*prepares herself.... knowing she may never get off this contraption* Here we go! Weeeeee!

Ah, now this is a machine I could learn to like. Any more room on board.(Maybe I could get Glenda the good to help move it.)

OldFart
 

Lookup the number at the patent office, I think we've created perpetual motion....

Oh my!! mmmmm, wooo!

I need to have one of these in my backyard!

Sadora.

The SOFA, like the Lone Ranger and other heroes, will always

show up where needed.

Just hope and wish hard enough, and send a cheque to

'Madam Sugarfreecandy,

The SOFA Rental Company,

Lingual Way,

Bliss-on-Riding.'

I'm sure SFC'll assist in any way she can, as trustee of the

SOFA for President Foundation.(R)

hey how did i miss this???

can i have a go??can i.... can i????

i want some of the chateu face 69 too..??

:D

I cant believe i've missed this thread.......but i have taken off my heels etc and am standing here in a bow tie slurping '69

forgive me if this has already been redressed but is there an emergency stop button, just in case er someone er gets an appendage um lodged somewhere? :D :D

Damn... I knew we had overlooked something in the design... but I think no one will mind if this ride comes to a halt for a few moments...

OMG, rental SOFAs... OF, you are indeed a genius. Perhaps we can rent out Pixies' members as well, to help smaller groups experience the full potential of this marvellous design. I would be happy to take on the positions of Treasurer and Rental Clerk --- in fact, where the SOFA Slippery-Dip™ is concerned, I'm quite willing to take on any position at all! ;)

As for the safety mechanism, it's quite simple. The stairs, that produce the downward angle that induces motion, simply align themselves to produce a flat surface instead, so that there is no more downward pull. (Think of how an escalator works as you near the end of the ride --- the stairs just collapse into themselves and the ride flattens out.)

Further questions may be directed to the SOFA Hotline at 1-800-SOFA-NOW, where I will be personally answering any and all inquiries.

--- sweetstuff,
SOFA administration team

Scotzoidman

There is no need for a slow-down mechanism as the SOFA

has a 'Pubic Hair Switch(R)' which ejects a misaligned appendage

through the gag reflex.

Just how do you get on? Looks like too much fun to pass this ride up.

Just like a horse, you can ride it facing forward or back.

Individual style is just that.

Is there any up-dates on the Slippery Dip?

Waiting for Scotz to get back to me on a launch date.

Minor hitch with getting people off there who've been on

for over a week hogging the fun, but hoping Lilith'll come

up with a solution (so to speak).

Minor hitch, we can't get the people off the prototype long enough to disassemble it for shipping...still, science marches on...

Ok.....WHO'S GOT THE WOODY??????

I just got a sliver................

Lilith strides in prepared to save the day>>>>>>>>>>>
"Ok guys, I will get them all off!".......lol...er I mean.............

Ok Lilith I'm ready for you to get me off lol

For the new cumers
 

Here is the story of the Slippery Dip:D

Mmmmmmmmmmm

It's SOFA time. lol

*kicks off her shoes and begins the long climb to the top*


OMG I love you guys!:D:D:p

I'm right behind you Lilith... ;) :p

SO-FA!
SO-FA!
SO-FA!

LOL I wanna ride down double Aqua, you can get behind me :o:D:p

:sex: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

<----- gets in line behind scarecrow

Been a long time since I've taken a ride on the SOFA!