When I see a sexy lady, it gets cramped in my pants.

There's someone I'd like to have in my pants!

Her hand is in my pants

If she lets me look up her dress, I'll let her look in my pants.

i had a banana for breakfast......in my pants!

I had a banana to be eaten ... in my pants ... sniff ... but she was still sleeping and it wasn't. :(

I miss Lilith today... in my pants. :o

The hardness was........ in my pants

I really need something long and hard in my pants.

I want a pair of lips... in my pants.

I want a whole hand in my pants.

I want something warm and wet... in my pants.

The seam tore ... in my pants.

I want a million dollars... in my pants.

I want a new toy in my pants.

I have a hunger going on...in my pants.

i feel crabby today......IN MY PANTS!!!!

oh man. did i say that? it works on two levels :grin:

that was the first laugh i had all day.

I have granola bar crumbs in my pants.

I have nothing in my pants
(I'm not wearing them right now)

I got Tess's hand down in my pants.

I have a zipper down in my pants.

I'm imagining someone's hands in my pants

I have a party in my pannts and everyone is cumming.

The zipper isn't zipped yet in my pants.

Its moving about in my pants

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented...in my pants?

I've got to know who wants the money - in my pants.

OMG, that's funny. I was a little afraid I might pee in my pants. (Not really, but it fits :))

I need a hand in my pants

I've got holes in the pockets in my pants.

I like her to reach into my pants.

All my money is in my pants

We must remember that while we have no control over time, we do have control of what we do with our time...in my pants. :D

The one place I never get confused is...in my pants.

If I don't wash them out, I can get CUM-FUSED in my pants.

LMAO...in my pants! :rofl:

Actually, it's best when it's no longer ... in my pants.

I never lose anything ... in my pants