Kill Baba Wawa
Marry Katie Couric (Now that we're married, i get to fuck her, don't I)
Fuck meredith Viera, again and again and again


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Paul Newman
Sean Connery
Robert Redford

Kill Paul Newman
Fuck Sean Connery
Marry Robert Redford

Shakira
Britney Spears
Jo Lo

fuck brittany
marry shakira
kill jay lo very very slowly

adam sandler
paul mc cartney
david hasselhoff

marry, adam sandler
fuck, paul mc cartney
Kill, david hasselhoff

Brittney Spears
Jewel
Pink

marry jewel
fuck pink
kill britney


Simon Cowell
Ryan Seacrest
Leslie Nielson

Marry Ryan Seacrest
Fuck Leslie Nielson
Kill Simon Cowell

Heath Ledger
Mel Gibson
Hugh Jackman

Fuck, Nicole *What a hottie!*
Marry, Dame *what a riot she is!!*
Kill, Olivia *I like her fine, but she is too sappy for me*


Fred Flintstone
Homer Simpson
Hank Hill

marry Hank Hill because he's the best of the lot

fuck Fred Flinstone cause I love the way his feet peddle along when he's excited

kill Homer Simpson because he's not good for much



Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Jennifer Aniston

Fuck: Britney Spears - her body's so deliciously thick and fertile. And she's been such a nasty pretend-skank lately with flashing her boobs and shaven coochie in public. I wanna give her another baby.

Marry: Jennifer Aniston - she's a quality woman I would definitely enjoy coming home to and waking up next to for the rest of my days, even if her movies are hit-and-miss.

Kill: Paris Hilton - I would fuck her...but next to the choice of Britney, there's no reason to keep her alive.


Sigourney Weaver
Helen Mirren
Anna Wintour