Ok.....what was the best thing before sliced bread?

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? (think about it)

If a cow could laugh, would milk come out of its nose?

Hmmmmmm

Lixy, I always fall behind, especially when walking with my SO...she cant tell where I am looking then.

Bibi, do you think a cow drinking milk would be considered a fetish???

hmmmm.......

I think that they are considered calves :p


;)

"I think, therefor I am"// "I'm pink, therefor I'm spam!!!"

I feel like I was spanked by Bibi for my ignorance.....and I like it !!!!

You want to know what bothers me ... These rubes that come in from out of town and make me feel like I committed murder when I walk when the "Don't Walk" sign is up.
Where I come from, the "Don't Walk" sign means "Walk Faster" because a car may be coming at you.

The other thing ... If you see me READING on a plane and I'm sitting next to you, it means I don't want to talk to you at that exact moment. Shut the fuck you and don't start asking me questions.
(Can you tell I have been on a number of planes lately?)

CK~

"Whatcha reading?"

"Is it a good book?"

"I once read something by him. I didn't like it very much."

"So, what happens?"

"That looks like a big book. How long have you been reading it?"

"I heard they're making a movie out of that."


Sorry--I couldn't resist. :D

IAKG and CK...Cage match.....oh well CK skipped town....

Now for something completely different...

Do you ever watch a commercial that has dancing food?....I think that is just freaky.

Whew! I was worried there for a minute. ;)

You're not the only one working, IAKG :)

*playing hooky to look at some nookie* la, la, la, la, laaaaaaa

Actually, Hard_Rock, that was from the *last* legal holiday I *also* didn't get off work. Grrrrrr. :D

Did someone say getting off at work???

Do it all the time, skip. Course I *work* at home... :D

Amazing what a preposition can do to your sentence, isn't it?

I always did like the proposition of a preposition...