ok. Two fathers and two sons split $60 000. They each get $20 000. Explain.

i know, i know, na na na na nah! :p

Three generations .....from the youngest

Son..his father..and his grandfather

Two Fathers and Two sons

What is always directly in front of you
that you can never see?

Is it your future...?

OK........it must be then..........


The more it dries........the wetter it gets.......what is it....

A towel, right?

East, West, North, and South
A thousand teeth and no mouth.
What am I?

a comb

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a head but never weeps?

a river

A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?

Either one child is an hermaphrodite, or there are at least 4 boys and 3 girls.

What is round, hard, and full of seamen?

a submarine???

what is green, and when you push the button it´s red?

crosswalk signals?


What is black and white and red all over???

An integrated group of communist college students?

What has four wheels and flies?

Garbage truck............


What can you hold without ever touching it?

Your breath

and Murph, I think Bibi meant a newspaper :p

"What is put on a table, cut, but never eaten?"