You Have a Nice Ass!
Oooh, baby can you shake that booty?
With an ass so fine, it's your duty.
Give it a grab, give it a spank.
You're the envy of every skank.

active ass

You Have a Submissive Ass!

Bend over, because I'm your master.
I'm going to spank you harder and faster.
Beat your ass good until it burns.
Then let my friends take their turns.

Actually that sounds like fun! :lust:

Bump! I will do this quiz when I get home, the f'in site is blocked!

You Have an Active Ass!

You Have an Active Ass!
Hey, you're not a slut.
You just like it up the butt.
Get that ass over here,
And take it up the rear.

I thought for sure I'd end up with "Jack", but it seems as if there's gold in them there hills!

I have a Hooker Ass!

Watch out honey!
Your :moon: can make money.
If you want to score a couple bills,
Offer it up and take some pain pills. :eek:

i have a nice ass. i guess that's better than a rude ass :D

I don't know,I still look pretty good from behind in a pair of Levi 501's at the age of 51.I didn't have to sew two pairs together to have a pair of ten 02's that would fit.heh heh......Sitting in a bar one evening,I was annoied by an obnoxious guy at the end of the bar who would call out to the bar tender,HEY JACK ASS..pour me another drink will you. The bar tender would stop what he was doing and pour the guy a drink.After a couple of times of seeing this,I mentioned to the bar tender that I thought that guy was awful rude callng you JACK ASS like that. He just replied..."AWW,HeeHaw HeeHaw Hee Halways calls me JACK ASS.