Lix you rox...Youre singin brought me out of the pool and has called me to the orgy pit to take up residency between you legs... just dont stop singin

hmmmm, party?

give me a bit of tequila and i will be dancing in my birthday suit with a boa and high heels on the bar

oh no, now the tequila drinkers are coming out, guess we better loop this thread with the body shots thread and this will be a damn fine party

Skip,

what is wrong with us tequila drinkers? hmmmmm? you peeked at my thread......boas are optional, right Lil?

*Steps beck up to the mike with a bottle of Jack Daniels in her hand*
Lets give all these Pixie ladies a little sumthin sumthin to groove to Scotz whadda ya say?
*sings her fave blues song*

I've always heard that haste makes waste
So I believe in takin' my time
The highest mountain can't be raced
It's something you must slowly climb
I want a slow and easy man
He needn't ever take the lead
Cause I work on that long-time plan
And I ain't a-lookin' for no speed

I'm a one hour mama
So no one minute papa
Ain't the kind of man for me
Set your alarm clock papa
One hour, that's proper
Then love me like I like to be

I don't want no lame excuses
'Bout my lovin' bein' so good
That you couldn't wait no longer
Now I hope I'm understood

I'm a one hour mama
So no one minute papa
Ain't the kind of man for me

I can't stand no greenhorn lover
Like a rookie goin' to war
With a load of big artillery
But don't know what it's for

He's got to bring me a reference
With a great long pedigree
And must prove he's got endurance
Or he don't mean that to me

I don't like no crowin' rooster
What just kicks a lick or two
Action is the only booster
Of just what my man can do

I don't want no imitation
My requirements ain't no joke
Cause I've got pure indignation
For a guy what's lost his stroke

I'm a one hour mama
So no one minute papa
Ain't the kind of man for me
Set your alarm clock papa
One hour, that's proper
Then love me like I like to be

I may want love for one hour
Then decide to make it two
Takes an hour before I get started
Maybe three 'fore I'm through

I'm a one hour mama
So no one minute papa
Ain't the kind of man for me

This is a great idea. I shall turn up at the party with my Indenticunt kit, hand out pictures of pussies to all the men, and give them all an hour to match up pussies to names and faces. The competition will be judged by the foolproof Identicunt, which ejaculates 10cc of champagne in the case of a right answer, and makes a convincing fart (sound only, no nasty smell) if you get it wrong. The winner gets to spend the rest of the party with the pussy of his choice.
:o

What if I guess two correctly, do I get them both? And whoever comes in second, do they get the exciting home version of the game? LOL

Anyways, last one in the hot tub is .....

Going to be the last one that gets to cum!

I'm heading in...

CK

I would normally play strip poker at a party, but I don't think that any of us need that incentive to take off our clothes ;)

*Clint

Hmmm as always I show up to the party late.. but start wandering around immediately in search of a few yummy pixies ladies and men ......

*wanders in with his camera in one hand and a bottle of champagne in the other*

Am I late? Anyone mind if i take some pictures?

roxanne, there is nothing wrong with tequila drinkers, cause i am one big time, i was just meaning we would be the life of the party.

Lilith?.........Could you please hand out the cock pics to all us Pixie women? I think fair is fair and I know we paid better attention as to what cock belongs to what bod!!!!! Those guys will be roaming around all night. Men never look you in the eye when they have already spotted your puss!..........LOL!..........Had to be said!

TY Lil.........(*kisses*)

Mrs. Lix

Naughty girl Mrs. Lix!

i always look women in the eyes...or mouth. Depends what they are saying. I've gotten used to looking at thier mouth for some reason...(would have said lips but i know people would take that the wrong way :p)