"What an asshole!"

"shagged himself into an early grave, told him to leave that hole alone"

"Who knew?"

much loved husband.
stiff at last.

No tombstone for me. Just let the buzzards and coyotes have a good feed.

BUMP!!!


Was searching for something else and came across this....thought it might be fun for the "newer" members

Being as I ride a fast motorcycle FAST, there's a fair chance that's the way I'm gonna go..... so, on my plaque (I want cremated too!) it'll read...

"Died with my Lid on, ma!!"

DM

" just waiting on the gang!"

"My gift to all the horny necrophiliacs"

"St Peter to Oldfart, St Peter to Oldfart!!

Come in please, you're holding up Judgement Day.

St Peter to....."

No tombstone gonna be buried at sea just for all the people who want to dance on my grave :D

"NO REGRETS.....YOU LIVE,YOU LEARN...AND PAYBACKS A BITCH "

"SHE DRANK GOOD PUNCH, GOOD ALE, GOOD WINE
AND LIVED TO THE AGE OF NINETY NINE"

he rode fine horses
he owned several good ponies
to bad he had to die
so damn lonely

"See, woman?

I told you I was sick!"