LOL. So true Irish, so true.

Heard a few in my time....
 

I love every bone in your body - especially mine!

Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Irish
 

Learned them watching mates hit brick walls at a great

rate of knots.

Best (or worst) was, "and what are we having for breakfast?"

Wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?

Do you taste as great as you look?

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

If it's true that we are what we eat, then i could be you by morning.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Do you work for the Post Office because I thought I saw you checking out my package?

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

Hi. I'm Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Nice Legs. What time do they open?

My name is ........ Remember that. You'll be screaming it later.

you guys crack me up......
 

I am just PMPL. :D

Omg...I have heard this one!!!! And it worked on me...LMAO!! :D :D

I think that I will have to add Legend to the Oldfart&Nubian list.
Feel honored legend;it's a very selective list! Irish

i am honoured.....i grovel at your feet ;)

Legend---Don't grovel.I was kidding.Most of your pickup lines had
me roaring.Some of those are so funny. Irish

i was kidding too :)

some more lines:

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked

If I were you, I'd have sex with me.

I'm a birdwatcher and you've got to be the prettiest one I've seen all day.

Food theme...
 

Is your daddy a baker cuz you got a nice set of buns.

Do fries come with that shake?

Theres a party in your mouth and I'm coming