What I wanna know is, how do you get all the planets & stars to set on the table like that without rolling off?

Something to whine about? Hardly...

Something to get seriously pissed about? We're getting there...

No offense to your research PF...







But having to close the door AND draw the shades before masturbating at work is important too. :p

I was walking out of the takeout place with my lunch en route to the subway. Sitting on nearby apartment stoop was a bum with an injured foot in a cast. As I passed him by, he asked me for spare change to get something to eat. I told him I didn't have change to give and he audibly "tsk'd" me as if I let him down.

Now, keep in mind that this "bum" was actually a lazy-ass lowlife whose stomach was four times the size of my body, had on a black leather jacket and whose casted foot looked pretty slick and new, nothing tattered or dirty like he was living lower caste life in Calcutta or something. I had to restrain the urge to throw my quart container of spicy noodle soup at his face and tell him to get off his ass.

Just for that moment in time, I lost my Buddha's compassion for all living things. Because I'm busting my balls trying to live and enjoy myself when I can in the small spaces in between, but I let that guy down cuz he couldn't get any free money from me. And that Santa Claus stomach of his tells me he's actually eating better than I am! I guess I wasn't in the mood to start the day off with that vibe...so I'm whining about it five hours later.

5 to 10 inches of snow thats coming tonite and tomorrow

But PF......it's good to whine.............it gets out the frustrations before they build up. :D

[whine] I want 10 inches and I want it now!!![/whine]

Can I give you 2-1/2 inches ............................ 4 times? :boink:

I was going to have an evening of fun and relaxation...then I got stuck at work until 8 pm, had to walk home, and didn't get dinner fixed until 9 pm.

:banghead:

Building the table was the bitch. :faint:

Oh GROSS! He just ate a plateful of nasty, slimy, looks-like-huge-boogers (no offense, Booger), smelly, drippy, and cold oysters. If he thinks I'm going to kiss him, he's out of his mind! :eew:

I was exhausted ALL day....fought sleep and bitchiness til the cows came home. Then I ate dinner early (6 pm) and was napping by 7:30 pm. 4 hours later I am wide awake!

I HATE screwed up body clocks!!!

People that feel compelled to comment on the weather just because they're standing there next to you.


Yes...it's cold enough for me! But I'm not discussing it because it's winter and I live in New England! It's supposed to be cold!

Well I was going to bitch about the cold, but WI might throw a snowball down my top if I do. :D

Instead I will whine about my teacher that didn't show up for class after I had been hanging around for 3 1/2 hours to attend it!!!! :mad:

I have a case of cabin fever and I don't even have any snow or ice here....and I am homesick too