I learned some people just won't leave you alone.

I've learned that it's hard to make someone overcome their insecurities

They weren't on Clarence, were they? :D

I learned that dislocated knees hurt like ^&*&I%U&

I made sure he was done with them. ;)



I learned that a man's ass can turn a lovely shade a pink if enough force is directed on it.

I learned that I need to bring back some library books before they let me borrow any more!

I learned my cat's claws got really long and he still doesn't like having them clipped.

I used to take out tons and tons of books at university. Do they have a limit at your library?

I learned that "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is a sentence.

I also learned how to hack a voting machine:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/marty...ot_b_26301.html

LMAO......so when do the metal detectors go in to catch all the peeps with screwdrivers?!

I learned that I am letting the world pass me by while I take care of everyone around me!

How does one stop doing that?^^^

Yeah, of twenty books out at once :(

I learned that it's impossible to only have half of a small bag of chips.

I learned that sometimes car problems such up LOTS of time

I'm guessing that such = suck...

in which case, the last 4 words could be deleted, & the statement would be just as true.

Scotz reminding us that he is a most cunning linguist.