Q - What do the Rolling Stones and petty criminals have in common?



A – Sweet and Sour.

Q - whats that on your balls?


A - to infinity and beyond

Q – At what volume does my son play his music?


A – A catfight.

Q. What is the correct term for two pussies bearing down on each other?


A. There is no spoon.

Q - as we are sleeping spoons, i guess thats a spoon i can feel?
(nb i am imagining IWM saying that btw!)


A - only in Alabama

Q – Where would you expect to find the city of Mobile?


A – power cord

What is that thing you plug the computer into?

A- six inches

Q - what would you like me togive you for your birthday?


A - harder

How would you explain yourself when getting aroused?

A-purple

Q. What color is a "People Eater"

A. Home

Q - click yer heals Dorathy, now where is there no place like?

A - an elephant

Q - What has a better memory than me?

A - A sweet scent

Q - what does an elephant have better than me today? (where's the bath!)

A - Aphrodite

Q - Who did Zeus call his little princess?

A - Semen

Q – What do you find in a “ship of the desert” after a long trek?


A – Baked beans.