LOL You should see my Craigslist ad. The title was, "I need you to bleed my radiators". :D

Not realizing I put the wrong time on heating my coffee..........I burned my tongue! :(

Walking right by the Chinese restaurant on a walk...then walking back to pick up dinner an hour later. I need better multi-tasking skills!

I'm usually hungry an hour after I've eaten Chinese food...not walked past the restaurant. :p

I came into work.

I know the feeling.

Well........we had expired food at work and we have to destroy it so peeps dumpster diving don't get it, so I have all these cans I thought I was gonna have to open when my boss tells me "Naw, just take the labels off". So nice of her to tell me that after 2 weeks ago I opened all those dam peaches!!!!!!

I did'nt check the school's website until after I sent the child to the bus stop. There is no school again today.

So much for the email thing I signed up for from the local TV station letting me know when school was cancled.

I tumbled out of bed and stumbled to the kitchen, poured myself a cup of ambition...




using a juice glass. :yikes:

Just about 20 minutes ago.............

I decided that I'd go out and get all the snow that we've had today off of the car and make sure that it would still start. So, I throw on the coat, stocking hat, scarf and gloves and head out to the car. Well, I forgot my shoes. :yikes:

Yeah, the snow was a tad bit cold on my feet since I was wearing a pair of bedroom slippers. But no, that wasn't bonehead move enough for this guy. Rather than turn around and take the two steps to get back in the house I continue out to the car. Probably 15 yds. There's a constant, "Fuck!, Damn! Shit, this FUCKING cold!" kind of thing coming from my mouth. So I get to the car and realize I left the damn keys inside on the kitchen table. :banghead:

Look on the bright side at least you didn't lock the door.

:nod:

I wore high heels and walked 20 miles to work. :rolleyes:

OK...it wasn't 20 miles, but it felt like it. :D

:loveshowe

Fixed myself a snack (TV dinner) in the microwave yesterday. Cooking went fine ... everything looked good. Took it into the other room ... got busy watching TV and forgot about the food. When my wife got home, she looked at the then cold dinner asked what the dinner was for? :banghead: