At this point that would work for me.... :x:

So in college, my husband concocted this drink called "Panty Dropping lemonade." Basically, Sweet and Sour mix with vodka and triple sec. Two drinks and the panties hit the floor.

Sad thing is, it's a tried and true method - hasn't failed him yet!

and sooo not fair for those of us with a hair fettish (of sorts)