Mackenzie - I saw that one. Made me laugh quite hard.

The funniest thing I've ever seen in a porn movie isn't a quote. It's a movie called Cagney and Stacey (yes, a good 80s spin about 2 female investigators). This woman is riding a guy reverse cowboy with the camera looking at her front. As she starts to ride him, she looks down and picks a piece of lint (or something) from between his ass cheeks. classy... :D

Gotta brush out that ass before you shoot, geeez

2 that crack me up are:

From a porno movie" Girl to a guy"
"Fuck my dirty shithole"

From the movie Bad Santa: Guy to girl:
"When I'm done with you, you won't shit right for a week."

I gotta say, my favorite is not a particular line, but the question:

"Do you like that?"

And the answer, even when EVERY indication is that it is completely false, is always:

"Ooooooo Yeah!"

:::sigh::: where's the honesty in porn these days? :)

I haven't seen much porn I am afraid, so most of what I remember hearing is just ohhs and ahhs and stuff... but for some reason I do remember a scene with naked woman with a specatcular body standing in front of a group of men asking "does anyone want to fuck me?"

It just seemed so silly!!!! I mean, unless they were hardcore gay, or eunuchs...


Wanda

*shrugs*


Time for a bump

Funny that's the same thing I said to Darogle last nite. "stop talking and stick it in my ass" :D

<<never has to tell fiance to stop talking and stick it in her ass :D :D lol

Is it coffee time yet?

oh yeah nothing better!