And now for something completely different....

I never wanted to do this job in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty
rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!


Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
What's this?
Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!

CHORUS

All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)

*Airs out the padded room*

Is it breezy in here or is my ass a piano?

*Pulls up the bench to play the 'Piano'* :p

This is one of my most favorite songs Aqua! Could you sing it while you played the piano, pleaseeeeeeeeeeee?

Of course...

Everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads
Everybody wants prosthetic
Foreheads on their real heads

Chicken pot, chicken pot pieeeeee......

Geezzzzzz! He sure knows how to tickle my ivories!

(Yep, yep, ... going to have to cut back on those meds.):rolleyes:


Can any of you folks sing it the way the guards use to? :D

CUT BACK ON MEDS!

This is revolting!

If anything..........gimme more!

I'd ask IAKG bout this but.......

If I were a carpenter.....and you were a lady.....would you marry me anyway......would you have my baby?

ROFLMFAO! I think the guards used to whisper that song to all the "bubba's" that caught their eye!

you sure gots a pretty mouf

*trying to hide my hairy legs.....I curtsey and say......

bend over Motha f'er.......we don't need no chit chat! I buy you a steak when we see the outside!*

* hears banjos in the distance*

Lixy--that's how the voices in my head tell me to sing it, so I think you got it right. :D