probably the wiser :(

A segment from The Daily Show

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/i...?videoId=163572

That ^^^ made me want to jump through the screen and strangle him when he acted as though he hadn't heard that it's projected gas prices will reach $4.00/gal. :mad:

This pic made me laugh though. Pretty much fits given the weather we've had this winter.

That shouldn't make you mad IwoaMan it really should scare you that Bush is so totally clueless with what is really happen in the country he is running.

Frozen cat pee and being an idiot.

It wasn't today but it still makes me snicker at how Bright RED Mayhem got with pure embarassment. Friday was my 8 week post baby check up, and when asked what we were doing for contraception, I basically said that we can't use regular size condoms because they are too small for Mayhem. Mayhem went several shades of red at that, I think, because I was so blunt with the nurse taking notes. She very kindly said that she'd look for large condoms for us to use until our preferred choice of contraception is effective, and found for us about 3 dozen large condoms, and handed them to Mayhem, who again went multi-red again. :D:D:D All this was AFTER I was razzing him in the waiting room when we watched an announcement ticker say that they were giving out free condoms to people 16-24, and I was saying darn, we don't qualify, but that was ok regular condoms were too small for him anyway.

































......Large-size condoms are still too small...

OK Mayhem! :mad: Quit using her log in.

That^^^ :rofl:

Got my grandson a lariat rope and when he saw it said Oh Boy an asshole!! we now pronounce our L"s plainly!!

My daughter getting out of bed and coming to see me in the kitchen saying "There you are!"

roflmao!!!!^^^^

Finding kiddo's $5 that she lost within like 30 minutes after I gave it to her. She looked everywhere but where she put it before her shower.

Seeing that Dawn Wells, aka Mary Ann, had been arrested for marijuana possession. And what a great mug shot!

Mary Ann on mary jane

Finding just the right St. Patrick's Day card for an ill friend. :)

Watching Abner play with a twizzler.

You do realize how incredibly difficult it is for me not to make some sort of comment here, don't you? ;)

I'm pretty sick and have been laying in bed awake since 3:30. I finally got up at 5 and poured myself some coffee, then promptly tried to put the coffee pot in the refrigerator. :D

Iced coffee is something of a delicacy.

Mrs OF says "Get better!"

A discussion about "Spongebob Squarepants"

while i was out of the rumpus room, my son changed the channel on the tv. when i came back in, he was watching a soap opera and i took the clicker to change it back. he goes "NO! i have to see what happens!" i couldn't have been out of the room for more than 2 minutes and they had him hooked already. rotflmaotmsomn

A buddy fixing his credit problems.

You had to be there I guess. :p

My neighbor Frieda trying to pronounce the name of one of the Cubs' players. His name is Fukudome........... let's just say it came out sounding like she should've been bleeped. :rofl:

Issuing invitations to our beach house

My daughter asking me if she could stop being bi and just be a lesbian and me telling her that she can only be a hetro male because she is such a slob. :D

If I marinated any more meat, I'd need to become a vegitarian

My cat scaring the living hell out of a chihuahua. He was so incredibly proud of himself. :p

Soda :d

MA! :mad: It's ^^^ doing it again.

My mom. I was talking to her on the phone and she said to make sure to keep a good eye on Gabby, the mommy cat, because it's Springtime and she may want to get pregnant again. Then she said, "Oh well, I didn't mean that I think she's a floozy or anything." :roflmao:

i just heard the phrase "pain trickles up" and i am rotflmao

My dumbass roommate asking what I thought of the cologne he had bought yesterday, whether I thought it smelled virile. I can't say that cologne makes a man attractive to me.

the word fucktarded. :p

My grocery store sells jugs of sea water for 3$.

^^^ :roflmao: P T Barnum is loving it. :)

He must pray to the octopus deity.

The insanity here. I am far from downtown but I still hear people shouting, whistling, and beeping the horns of their cars even here!!! Downtown must be absolutely crazy!

my 7 y/o saying "my name is not barack obama and i don't approve this message." rofl

wyndhy's "Jackin......it does the body good"

The Chinese food man calling me because I didn;t come in 10 minutes to pick up my food. :rofl:

The image of one of my professors in a velvet zip-up cat suit - til the guy told me she supposedly really honest-to-God had one :eek: