His fingers slid ... over his well-lubricated pole.

She moaned ...

She moaned ... so loudly that the entire northwest section of the city was awaked.


"Sit on my lap", said ...

"Sit on my lap", said ... the spider to the fly."

Go for it.

"Go for it"...could be a NEW credo for Nike.


Last night I ...

Last night I ate an ice cream cone.

Tonight I....

Tonight I ... ate something MUCH more interesting. :D


Those who dream by day ...

Those who dream by day ... probably work the night shift.

Slowly, I stroll down the lane ...

Slowly, I stroll down the lane ... hoping that my dreams will come true.

Reaching around her ...

Reaching around her ... I discovered that her skirt had no back!

Squirrels in the road ...

Squirrels in the road ... could be mistaken for some local drivers.

Will that be all ...

Will that be all ... or can I get you another drink?

Once in a blue moon ...

Once in a blue moon ... you can expect to win a lottery prize.

Never say never ...

Never say never...quoth the Raven. (my apologies to Mr. Poe for the alteration)


Succulent and delicious describe ...

Succulent and delicious describe ...my wife.

hot and heavy sex is only good when

hot and heavy sex is only good when ... the minute hand is on or between two numbers or hour marks on a clock.

Sucking cock ...