I'd teach her every AC/DC song and give her a huge amp to bring back home.

That sounds like something you'd do.

Then I'd have to pull out my AC/DC CD--after I find it.

That's easy for you to say. AC, DC, BC, IC, UC, We'll C, O Me, O My ... wait ... that goes somewhere else. :)

EI, EI, O!!!!

Should we start with the horse first?

Why not the horse's ass?

A horse head in the bed?

(I'd let her watch all the Godfather movies, too)

Ahhhh! I didn't watch the first one until last year. I lead a sheltered life.

You live in a shelter?

Sometimes feels like it. I meant that I'm naive. :)

I knew what you meant, I was just funnin' ya'. Hope you don't mind.

Of course not. And if I didn't, I'd just ignore 'ya. ;)

You could never ignore ME, now could you???

Of course not! :)