LOL^^^^^^. OMG, Freida is a trip.

That, she most definitely is. :rofl:

I had a couple of pretty good laughs today actually. The first one came courtesy of nutworld in an email. He wrote to me to let me know that after watching the congressional hearing on steroid use today that he called the office of one of the representatives and let them know that their boss is, " a dipshit." :rofl:

The second one is also from my love of baseball but came from an article in a preseason magazine. The article is a satiric look at the upcoming season and the entry for what will happen on Aug. 30 absolutely cracked me up:

"With the Cardinals falling out of the NL Central Division title race, manager Tony LaRussa holds a press conference to announce that he can prove with geometric logic that Scott Rolen stole the team's missing strawberries." :roflmao:

Yeah I'm a baseball geek I know but that reference to one of my all-time favorite movie scenes just cracked me up. :p

Reading comic strips with GC! :D

PF doin the hard sell. :D;)

Wyndhy ALWAYS making it hard for PF. :boink:

My neighbor Frieda did it again today. She likes to call me up if she sees a cat sitting at my front door so I can put food out for them. Well, this afternoon she calls me and says, "IowaMan, there's a two-legged pussy who wants to see you at the end of the sidewalk." Her way of telling me to come outside and meet her in the street so she can give me some Valentine's candy. :p

My thesis director sneaking into the lab this afternoon, claiming he'd been attracted by the happiness he heard from his office (ie., my laughter)!

DB thinking I said sheep instead of sleep.

IowaMan's 2 legged pussy.

Being able to tell the complete truth and have someone look like a jackass.

Girl Scout Cookies and 1nutworld.

my trip to the grocery today -- the cart was broken so the baby and the whole carseat had to go in the "big part". for a second, the boy felt screwed out of the "big part" then he remembered he had a cracky meal and the "car part" of the cart to ride in. these car carts, if you've never seen them, have a rickety plastic "car" mostly duct taped to the front of a real grocery cart. it rides on its own flimsy casters swiped from a bum office chair. i can't drive them for shit, but i needed a spot for the cracky meal. by the time we got in line, there was so much piled on the baby i could hardly see her. she slept through the whole thing. and the boy's cracky meal was gone. from his sheepish grinning confession, i figure it got left somewhere on the juice shelves for someone else to eat.

Next time I find chicken nuggets or a half eaten cheesburger on the shelves I'm gonna think of you wyndhy. :D


Least it is not summer yet and I won't be finding ice cream cones pitched in the back of the shelf. LOL.

It's been just over 6 months since I adopted my kitten and this morning he finally figured out how to jump up into the window. The look of surprise on his face that quickly turned to a cocky pride was hilarious. :rofl:

I guess I must've missed this one during the Super Bowl.

Planters Commercial

^^^ :rofl:

:rofl:

I like the Canadian Beer Fridge at the bottom.

Watching the movie How To Eat Fried Worms.

Drew Carey's reaction when he found out he had just had cyber sex with Mimi. :rofl:

Abner finding a new place to hide and scaring Soda.

Nothing, really. :(

Oh wait - I put the "smack down" on my boss :p

Thatta boy Abner! Way to keep Soda on her toes. :rofl:

Receiving a "reminder" in the mail about an appointment. The letter is postmarked Feb. 27 and the date of the appointment they were "reminding" me about was Feb. 20. :rofl:

While looking for engravers in the yellow pages I came across entertainers and the first listing was: A Adult Live Phonemates.

And were they able to help you find someone to do the engraving on the plaque? :p

Trying to steal the covers from a sexy man last night :D

The realization that I have now officially completely lost my mind. As I was doing the dishes a few minutes ago, for some reason I began to sing this.........


Yep, I'm nuts.

Abner stealing my Hersey Kisses off my side table.

IowaMan singing Rubber Ducky.

This.

If I find 17 more threads to post in I can have my name pretty much top to bottem on the front page.

Oh 16 now.

If the item isn't jewelry, you may find a local trophy shop that can help at a reasonable price.

Thanks PF, I'll keep that in mind.


IowaMan fingering Smurfette.

Trying to keep up with who is online.

Hi osuche!!

my son said to me "i've decided you're a genuis"

i said "cool, but there was there ever a doubt?"

he replied, "THE GENUIS OF PUNCHY SHOE -DOO HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
:shrug: kids are weird. at least mine are. :p

An email I got from IowaMan!!

I laughed so hard I scared my son.

Ooops, sorry bout that. Hopefully the little fella forgives me. :wish:

Got a good laugh this morning during breakfast. I got up from the table to get a refill of milk, wasn't even away from the table for 15 seconds, and when I turned around I saw kitty sitting next to my plate eating my scrambled eggs. She was pretty proud of herself. :rofl:

Getting to send an "I'd be happy to cancel your account, you windbag" email to a troublesome client

^^^ Would have or did? :confused:

Would have...no response yet. :p