I've never touched another woman's breasts.

I have!

I have never become aroused at the doctor's office.

I've never become aroused in church.

Um...I'll admit to naughty thoughts in the choir loft, yes. :D

I've never become aroused while in my child's school.

I've never had sex in a school building.

IAKG..................

I challenge that remark! I specifically remember an incident with the now infamous black miniskirt!

I'm pretty sure the penalty for Pixie Perjury is having to post another picture!


I have had sex in the high school though.

I've never been aroused in the dentist chair!

I've never been aroused on a city bus.

Oops! OMG, WildIrish--you're right!

I have never sang at a wedding.

I have but it was to the music being played.

I've never played nude volleyball.

I've never been a bridesmaid or maid of honor.

I've been a matron of honor, twice.

I've never decorated a bride and groom's car.

I've never caught the bouquet at a wedding.

I have, but it didn't take. I would have rather married the groom.

:D

I've never been down the aisle

Yes, been there and done that.

I've never gotten flowers delivered just because.

Several times. Even twice when I didn't know who sent them.

I've never slept on a bed filled with flower petals