I love my job!

my son did not just try to bite off my daughter's toe

That shit ^^^^ is totally unfunny.

Of course wyndhy probably thinks it's halarious. :wiggles:

I did not have a scar for most of my life from where my baby brother tried to bite off my belly button

^^^


Thatoutfitmakesyourbuttlookbig. :p

I have not had five orgasms today--damn, I hate it when I'm not working. :p

yup... a regular knee-slapping laugh riot. especially since he's never trid to bite anyone before...nope he never ever bites...they would love him at daycare if he ever had to go.

that's soo cool. i hope you never tried to get him back.

holy crap...er, i mean UNholy crap...er, whatever
it really sucks that you're not having any fun

I'm also so glad, wyndhy, that my libido is *not* on overdrive, nor am I craving my man's touch. ;)

Boy, I am having a wonderful day!

I don't care at all..
 

I don't care at all that IAKG didnt' share any of her 5 orgasms with me.

I don't want to make her have five more.

I don't find women with high libidos even the least bit sexy.

I don't...
 

I don't want to blindfold myself and tie my hands behind my back and find Liliths scar near her bellybutton only through the soft exploratory touch of my lips.

I don't want to get detoured afterwards south and find myself seeking out other areas to explore just with lips.

I couldn't spend hours at this endeavor.

That's not at all :hot:

I wouldn't..
 

I wouldn't welcome Wyndhy's :hug: with a :x:

And I wouldn't :faint: if she ever did open those legs in her avatar.

I absolutely don't wonder if Wyndhy's son didn't get his love of biting from her. I especially don't find the idea of her enjoying nibbling / biting men's chest, shoulders or necks appealing at all.

I am absolutely pissed at the idea of Lilith posting more pictures.