Waking up at around 2am this morning to, her sitting on my bed, beside my pillow, purring like her life depended on it. And it isnt mine *L*



I rescued her earlier in the night from Scoob, who was licking his chops, so she has obviously decided that "Noahs Ark' looks pretty darn good!

My best friend's daughter telling me that Christmas will seem different this year without me there to drink beer with her dad while we watch football games. :rofl:

"Oh my God, I shot my eye out!" :roflmao:

I laugh my butt off each and every time I see that. Gotta love Ralphie. :p

WHEN YOU GET TO THE END, CLICK ON THE LINK FOR THE DEMO!




Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here:

Beer Demo

Just watched the movie Hairspray with John Travolta.

I'm watching the movie "Cake" which is good :)

Scooby dressed up as an elf. :roflmao:

Soda playing MarioParty 8 on the Wii and getting mad at the game.

Abner in the porch and a slow moving fly bugging him.

SODA playing Star Battle on the Wii and the slow moving Booger bugging her. :rofl:

:roflmao:

A "Say it with boobs!" e-card from Musicman. It softened the blow of turning 40. :D

Wyndhy :rofl:

DB's avatar and his response to one of the smut games questions. I think he's going with the high test coffee this morning. :rofl:

My director telling our visitor with the baby not to show me the baby or I'd stop studying altogether! :rofl:

I was perving Pixies and was going back to the one section and I had something in my eye so with one eye closed I saw the "What is on your mind" thread and for some reason I read it as "how did you lose your mind" .

that^^
and this VV

:nod:

Soda playing Super Mario party 8 and getting pissed off because she gets beat.

Lilith and Wyndhy. :rofl:

What he said ^^^^.

Yeah, it's another "CatMan" moment........... :D

I laughed a little bit ago when my kitty Lou and our stray kitty visitor (whom I've named Gabby) decided to slide around on the freshly cleaned vinyl flooring in the back hallway.

Too funny^^^^.

rabbit's new avatar. :rofl:

i got a laugh out of our little girl!

DB's smilies.

all the wii wii jokes.

^^^^^ That! LOL!

A 6yr. old telling her older sister "In your face" after making a good play on the Wii.

Will Ferrell. I think nutworld definitely needs to see if he can get Jackie Moon on his radio show. :rofl:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sQN3ccbxQi0

listening to the radio on the way home from running a few errands. A lady call in and ask then to tell people to stop tail pipe sniffing in this weather because that was what caused pile up on the highways.

Gabby, the stray kitty who has seemingly adopted me. As I opened the front door to go shovel the sidewalk she caught a glimpse of the snow and high tailed it to the back hallway. I think it was her way of letting me know she was planning on spending the day inside. :p

This pretty much tells the story. :rofl:

I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore

:yikes:

What scares me is when the guy is playing the accordian naked...looks like a good way to get something pinched that doesn't feel good getting pinched...

wyndhy's laundry. :rofl:

My neighbor calling to ask if I could back her car out of her garage for her because she keeps backing it into a snow drift. She told me, "I probably shouldn't be driving anymore since I can't see very well but dammit, I figure people will get out of my way if they see me coming."