If I'd be happy with a brave person racing across the country on horseback, wouldn't anything beyond that be a bonus?

What if I hand-delivered them? Would that be a bonus?

You ride horses? ha ha

I ride something else, though--does that count?

Would it count if I offered?

What are you offering, Cobalt?

Can someone get me a cold drink? To dump in my lap?

What if I offered you something else for your lap?

Why would you want to dump something cold in your lap?

Because I have him distracted?

Ever almost answer a question by accident?

All the time--oops, I just did, didn't I?

That was a close one, wasn't it?

Would you like me to be close?

Almost close enough to count, wasn't it?