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Someone saying they might "Hunt down a fling"
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*straps target on* |
Hearing two adult men on the streetcar.
What's 4 times 4? 18. No, 14. I actually said, "No, it's 16" & the first guy actually did the "talk to the hand" gesture to me. :D |
Listening to one of the girls on my floor in the dorm building talk primarily to herself about the fundamentals of washing a pillowcase before putting it on her pillow. lol. She literally spent about 5-7 minutes debating whether or not this wasa good idea.
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fucktabulous!
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Now that's pretty funny |
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Abner bird watching!!!
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How wrong I can be about a 1935 Mercedes.
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Nothing yet...but the day's still young!
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Isn't that what Dick Cheney's buddy did? :D Hearing a little sound byte from Larry the Cable Guy about what his date said to him................. "OinnnnnnnnK!" |
^^what a coincedence
A friend called me today---talked about Larry the cable guy saying he's never masterbated, he cleaned "it" once tho and it squirted stuff out....... hehe |
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Dear God. I was walking the dog after work & saw those guys waiting for the bus! I was about 20 feet away when Mr. "Talk to the Hand" pointed at me & said, "That's the girl with the big mouth." "I have big ears, too, moron," I replied. "I didn't say nuthin'." Dear. God. :D |
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OH MY GOD.........tooooooooooooooo funny! |
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Glad to hear we don't have a monopoly on guys like that here in the states!! Too funny Steph! |
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