I love the anticipation of opening a box while cleaning out the garage, waiting for the next spider to crawl on me.

I hate..
 

I hate going down on a woman never doing that again....

I hate begging a woman to be able to go down on her.

I hate the sound a woman makes when she orgasms. It never turns me on.

I hate forward women.

I hate women that know what they want, are not afraid to say it or show it, and demand to be satisfied.

I love being alone and not having anyone to share my passions with.

And I hope to hell this is still the opposite thread... :drive:

I did not find that ^^^ post amusing--at all. :grin:

Thanks..
 

I am glad you didn't like my post...

I love spiders as much as you do...

I think your avatar picture doesnt' look sexy at all nor is it inviting.

I am going to offer to kill the spiders in your boxes.

I hate that I found this site today.

I hate pumpkin seeds and gspot orgasms.

Zephreck go away!

I'm definitely not sitting here, giggling, nor am I enjoying the hell out of his Zephreck's posts.

I'm also *very* disappointed that I'm not in Dallas, where I am sure that the humidity is not twice the 164% it is here today. :rofl:

i absolutely hate chocolate! And can't understand why anyone would ever crave it.

I don't have an appointment set up with someone tomorrow morning to help her out with something I am not surprised in the least that I'm still involved in, months later.

Well..
 

I am leaving right now.. Honestly.

I love that Lilith's location is not on MY face somewhere

I don't miss having a woman ride my face several times a day at all.

I don't want Ms. IAKareokegirl to lean a bit forward more and fall out of her dress some.

I am not horny at all. In fact I think I will never masterbate again ever or desire sex again.

I just hate when women wear tight fitting dresses. What an eyesore!

I am not a tease--I wouldn't know the first thing about it. ;)

I didn't just realize where I recognized Zephreck from! :D

I didn't...
 

I didnt follow you from where you recognized me from Lilith...

And I am not glad I found your little slice of heaven here.

Oh wait that is right. I am leaving now. Honestly.

I am not glad that you did, at all.

I am not getting a burst of energy/my second wind, and I don't anticipate getting through most of the rest of the garage tonight, even though I'm very much looking forward to going through the three huge boxes of toys still out there, most of which, of course, aren't tiny *pieces* of toys--and I know exactly which of those tiny pieces are worth keeping/go to something and those I can toss. :rolleyes2