Necessity being the mother of invention, would the most likely father be creativity or mechanical ability? :D

I was taken by suprise...

I was taken by suprise...when the aliens landed and invited me to lunch on their spaceship. :D :D

Oral sex is as natural as ...

Oral sex is as natural as ... breathing....... breathing deeply:slurp:

While driving on a long trip, I like to pass the time by.....

While driving on a long trip, I like to pass the time by.....seeing if I can masturbate without the other drivers noticing

I like to have sex in public because it's

I like to have sex in public because it's exciting.... the possibility of getting caught!

The most public place I've had sex is....

The most public place I've had sex is....on a local baseball field's first base line

the coolest thing I have ever done is

... marry my wife.

The best vacation I ever took was ...

The best vacation I ever took was ...in 1995 to europe for 5 weeks with my best friend

the coolest place i have ever been is

Near Peoria several years ago the wind chill factor reached -80 degrees. I know that isn't what you meant ... but it was COOL ... COLD actually. :D :D

Where's the neatest place you've ever lived?

I have only lived in 3 houses....and now is the one I like best

I am wondering why.....

I'm wondering why I did the post I did last time.

I call it temporary insanity ...

I call it temporary insanity ..... to live up here in the great white north. Somebody, please warm me up!;)

Tonite, at 10:05 I'll be getting........

Tonite, at 10:05 I'll be getting........some sleep.

I call it wildly ambitious to.....

I call it wildly ambitious to...reserve the Serta Perfect Sleeper mattress warehouse because you think you're going to be making lots of love this weekend. :)

Someday I will ...

Someday I will ...have just enough money to not have to worry about my bills every month

Today will be.....