The couple rapidly had an orgasm..then argued who would sleep on the wet spot...

My s/o is so

My s/o is so ... much fun to be with, I always like her with me.

The worst thing about sex is ...

The worst thing about sex is ... there is no worst thing.

Hey! You with the chocolates ...

Hey! You with the chocolates... share some with mw?

My mind wanders when.....

My mind wonders when ... I am driving.

I would really love to try to.......

I really would love to try to start writing in my journal again.




The last time I had sex..............

EEEEEEKKSS!!!! Glad I'm not on the same road you're driving on... better get that hand out from between your legs:D

I would really love to try to.......survive a sexual assault by the Pixie lasses!

My idea of a great evening is.....

OOOpps! SS beat me....

so i'll answer hers too..

The last time I had sex....... with another person....hehe..... was a couple days ago.

My idea of a great evening is an evening that includes some lovin'.




I wish I could.................

I wish I could blink my eyes and nod my head like Barbara Eden and have cool stuff happen.

My ass is so big...

My ass is so big...that when I bent over the waiter threw a tablecloth over it and pulled up chairs!

I can't remember the last time...

I can't remember the last time I was so damn horny thinking about owls. :D

Potato chips are...

Potato chips are for wusses, I'll have Doritos.


Kiss me once...

Kiss me once and we'll take it from there.

While riding in a buggy through central park, I saw...

While riding in a buggy through central park, I saw a streaker:D



Necessity being the mother of invention,