:banghead:

Imagining how I could have ended up with an ass blister. :rofl:

One of the boys on the baseball team tonight telling another one, "Dude, your mom is smoking hot!"

The kid has more than just a good eye at the plate. :rofl:

Me too :D ............................. again :tongue:

"Is he the kind of person who moans when wet?"


When what I was *trying* to say was: Is he the kind of person who's likely to grumble about standing about in the rain all day?



:rofl: Guess my mind was elsewhere...

I was fooled by a 5 year old. :rofl:


Actually, I just learned that the 5 year old was right and it was grandma and grandpa who had things screwed up. :rofl:

You had to be there to understand. :p

Being hit by the realization that I just may be the absolute worst in the world at wrapping gifts.

Last night I tried on alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllll my lingerie to try to decide what to take with me on my vacation. Having made my decisions I threw it all in the wash to freshen it up. Upon opening the lid to the washing machine I realized the perplexity of trying to figure out what lace strap was tied up in what other lace strap. It didn't help matters that alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll of them are black.

:faint:

Wondering just how many feathers I'll have plucked from Cookie by the time all is said and done now that I've received the go ahead. ;)

Lilith foiling PF's plans.

Clerk's 2

Singing "Fat Bottom Girls" at the top of my lungs

Getting this..... :kissass: Talk about High School.

someone trying to convince me how great she is

Someone I can careless, what she thinks.

fun with grammar!

A smartass in every group!!

Reading all the above posts!!! hehe

Laughed my ass off after getting an email from a certain Pixie on vacation and telling me that they cannot drink smoothies anymore especially with pineapple. :D

the word *snarky* used in an email I received.

:yikes: ^^^

Mr Osuche...who said that he didn't view me as his wife anymore...he viewed me as "prey" :yikes:

Our power was off for a bit today and when it came back on Abner was in his automatic litter box and it went off. He jump about 6 feet in the air and ran away.

The Catholic jihad is about to start :D

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070710...mpgOIxYI EtbAF

my son the crab whore

that would be the son formerly known as cheeseburger

I said to Benny, I said, "Benny, I know that you're the Colonel in Charge of the Salvation Air Force and as Pope you have great influence with the Salvation Navy, but until you get the Salvation Army on board you haven't a hope against the Proddy Alliance and the Confederation of Christian Leftovers. Thank fuck the Muslims and the Buddhists haven't twigged yet, and the Animists just can't seem to get into the spirit of things."

Just got an email from my dad letting me know that he and mom are glad I made it home safely and that their parakeet is really depressed this morning because I am gone.

OMFG, my parents need help! :rofl:

:rofl:

I really wish I could call him Benny :D

When I picked up my three week's worth of mail at the post office this morning the postmaster asked me if I needed any stamps and I asked her if she was sure she had any left. Guess you had to be there. ;)

This link that my sister sent me. :D http://icanhascheezburger.com/

:rofl:


Did she give you 22c ones?

I didn't stick around to find out what she was going to offer me. Since I didn't have a package to mail I was afraid she'd cover me with the damn things. :D

Is it Caturday? ^^^ Great link TY!

This one is so incredibly wrong on so many levels that I'm almost ashamed to admit that I laughed when I saw it. :(


http://www.redtube.com/3370

Name calling here at Pixies.......LOL.

The reaction of joy I got from a certain Pixie earlier today when I PM'd them about there being a sheep show at the town fair this weekend. :D

Any guesses who that may have been? :rofl:

My best friend's first words to me when I answered the phone, "Hey asshole, you been hitting on my sister again?"

Did you tell him "heck no I just slept with her I didn't hit on her"?