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Just when I get a really great night's sleep I wake up to find we're at about 100% humidity here today. My lungs are just loving this...... oh well, roll with it and go I guess. :rofl:
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Kitty on codeine, OMFG!!!!! :roflmao: I'm sure PETA will come hunt me down for laughing at that but c'mon that's a great visual! :rofl: |
This didn't happen today, it happened on memorial day...my boyfriend was reaching down to plug the PS2 in and apparently he touched the metal part when he plugged it in because he hollered and jumped back, and hollered some more and I said "what the hell is wrong with you?" and he told me that he got shocked...Then he made me get up and plug the damn thing in :p :rofl:
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A story on the news that showed some drunken idiot being stopped by a policeman for driving a golf cart while under the influence.
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Whilst watching porno long after we finished having sex Saturday morning, Mrs. WI & I saw a clip with a wild sex scene that was partially obscured by a "sexy" camera angle. She blurted out "OMG...It looks like he's shoving her into a woodchipper!" :yikes:
Now we have named a new sex position. lmfao |
Last Friday we checked into a motel and discovered there is no fan in the bathroom. So on Sat. I decided to leave the bathroom door open so some of the steam would leave the small room while I showered. The steam set off the smoke alarm!!!!
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My own stupidity, or maybe it was absentmindedness. Decided to make some biscuits for breakfast so I got out the mix (yeah, I'm lazy as well as stupid this morning), bowl, milk etc. and was on my way. Figured I'd just come on in here and surf the net a bit while I mixed things up. I sat down and started to stir and realized I just had a bowl with the dry ingredients, forgot to add the milk. :banghead:
My mind must've been elsewhere............. :rofl: |
The suggestion on a phone call from a Pixie that I may be doing improper things with my mother's parakeet while I visit her. :rofl:
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Actually *seeing* the moment when one of our Engineers realized that I was a pretty girl, and catching him checking me out...
then having him come back over to visit my desk 3 times in the next 30 minutes. :D |
Getting PM by a good friend and making me laugh
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You must've been thinking of adding cream instead. :p |
Someone, who shall remain nameless but who's username rhymes with "fly-oh-a-can", thinking Chocolate Starfish was some kind of regional candy.
I guess it is, just not the region you were thinking of. :roflmao: |
the boy telling a total stranger at a dept store that he just popped in the potty and will get two candies. good thing his speech still needs a little work. :D
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My little one peeing on me seconds before hitting the bath water only to poop seconds after hitting it!
Then reading Lizz and Mayhem's posts on the 'what made you smile' thread and thinking how all this will be a new experience for Mayhem! Hahahaha! |
Nuke LaLoosh: You told him I was gonna throw a deuce, right?
Crash Davis: Yep. :roflmao: |
Getting some compliments from a channel partner that I so didn't deserve
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IowaMan & I planning visits to insane asylums so we can score banana pudding with 'nilla wafers! :D
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WTF are they ^^^ talking about? :sad:
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I don't know but it made me laugh all the same.... "visits to" asylums?.... Don't you mean "stays in"? :p
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Someone saying, "Hi IowaMan, I love you and I'm at home!" Of course, she is only 3 yrs old. :rofl:
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lol.. she is too cute huh..she is my daughter. what can i say
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Sounds good to me :) You talk to the daughter, IM. I'll talk to the mom. ;)
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Watching the Animal Plant they had a show called the worlds funniest cats and Abner sat down in frount of the TV and started watching.
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Way to go Abner! Would love have seen that! :rofl:
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Did he hold up the card with the number after each one? :confused: |
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No but he thought the host guy was nothing to watch and would ignore him and wait for the cats to come back. |
The other coach of the little leaguers just called me to remind me which bar the meeting is at to set up the league tournament. :rofl:
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Least when you come home there will not be a tool box to trip over. :D |
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LOL, I spend way too much time here. :rofl: But yep, it's that same bar. :p |
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She calls you "Iowaman"? :confused: |
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Well, I did meet her online. Gotta keep a little bit of anonymity you know. :p |
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Stay tuned for the IowaMan's next appearance on Dateline. :p |
:roflmao: ^^^^
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Watching the two fat bunnies in my backyard looking at my sun tea jug and seemingly trying to figure out how to get it open.
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Bullshit! They're trying to figure out how to MOUNT it! :D |
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They did look pretty upset when I took it inside. :rofl: |
That^^^^^^ and this -----> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070611...DFS6LIH6A3MWM0F
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The huge ass blister on my mouth and how everyone keeps staring at it!
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