I use that line all the time... :p

Booger ~ Revenge of the Nerds

"Stunt Cock!"

Revive us Aqua!!!

Bachelor Party?


"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god-damned common courtesy to give him a reach around!"

good one...Full metal jacket...

"Then one day I hear "Reach for it mister!" I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass!"

Blazing Saddles!


How about an easy one?

"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam."

Uncle Buck ~ John Candy

Sorry I didn't see that no one got the answer to my previous quote...

The movie was Orgasmo.

"We got the upperhand cochise. They think I'm dead. I'm a corpse."

Lethal Weapon

"Some cultures are defined by their relationship to cheese."

Mary Steward Masterson~Benny & Joon

"It's like wiping your ass with silk."

The Matrix reloaded


"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain."

Rutger Hauer~Blade Runner


"Well, what would you prefer? Yellow spandex?"

X-men

How about this one:

"Between you and me, uh, she might have been 15 but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either!"

Need another clue?

Same movie:

"Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a shit on the floor?"

Ok, I can see where this is going...NOWHERE! It was "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest".

How about:
"The chili here makes you wanna slap your mama!"

The dad in Friday After Next


"Oh, he's a Dragon Slayer. So that would make you King Arthur then?"

Ok..I'll give ya a hint....Mathew McConahey...bald..lol