If Coke is the pause that refreshes ...are you a stockholder?

I don't know but I've been told...

I don't know but I've been told that you are a hot lover.

I really think it's true that....

I really think it's true that ... there is more than one way to skin a cat.

<Beep> Thank you for calling Microsoft ...

<Beep> Thank you for calling Microsoft ... your money is important to us. If you really need help and are willing to pay for it, please press 1; if you want to buy something, press 2; if you don't want to buy anything and don't like paying for support; hang up and call again when you are.

Politicians make me ....

Politicians make me very sick

Last night at 9:00 pm i was...

Last night at 9:00 I was just getting online.




When I woke up this morning I............

When I woke up this morning I...found that my genitals were stuck to the sheets.

Today, I plan on...

Today I plan on helping WI get unstuck, if he wants my help. :D





My favorite non-sexual, non-Pixie activity is........................

My favoriet non-sexual, non-Pixie activity is...pleasuring myself to the lovely ladies of Pixies. Oops, I mean construction.


I enjoy watching...

I enjoy watching CSI.





I enjoy being watched while I....................

I enjoy being watched while I...am having a good day and feel cute. Those days are few and far between!

Quite often, my mind wanders to thoughts of.....

Quite often my mind wanders to thoughts of a long liesurely day/evening of lovemaking with someone special.



If I had all the time in the world I would...................

If I had all the time in the world I would...I'd probably start enough things going on I'd still wonder where all the time went. :(

If I were a hammer ...

If I were a hammer, there'd be more banging going on than there is now. :D




If I could meet someone famous it would be...........

If I could meet someone famous it would be ... Cleopatra ... just to see what she was really like.

Little Johnny jokes ...