I ALMOST put this in the "What's the worst thing a guy has ever said to you thread?"


Sooooooooo, after 30 minutes or so of torrid lovemaking this evening, my sweetie and I are basking in the afterglow, being all lovey-dovey 'cause it's Valentine's Day and all...when all of a sudden he says, "You know, I'm really kind of sorry that didn't last longer. But you see, when I came in I saw my Valentine's and birthday presents over there on the table, and I wanted to hurry up and get to the good stuff."



Yes, he's still alive. For now. ROFLMAOBBQ. :D

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SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM........

I agree with Imaginewithme. PF's is good too. Funny I don't remember seeing PF the times I went to Mt Rushmore.

My mom telling me she bumped her head on the refrigerator, of course I had to ask how..... while bent over looking in it, telling my dad she'd cook something.....said she looked down and all of a sudden there my dad was out of nowhere peeking up her nightgown........so she jumped and bumped her head.

Kinda grossed me out, but was sooooo funny.

ROFLMAO :D

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

SCARRING! :D

Thinking about the time I scared Coaster by making him think someone was in his house :)

Rockintime saying a word he vowed to never say in chat.

Mr. IWM putting baby in the back pack snugli thing and walking the treadmil, coming in the house afterwards (its in our garage) and baby is passed out asleep......haleluja he's walking her every night as far as I'm concerned!!!!

Visions of WildIrish sitting in the plastic kid seat of a shopping cart being pushed by his child.... only somehow i was picturing it being one of those little nascar shaped carts at Home Depot :D

I don't fit. :(

The steering wheel squashes my pecker. :p

It wasn't funny at the time, but explaining to Mr. IWM that our daughter turned into the tazmanian devil today for about 5 second.

my daughter calling the grossest, messiest poopiest diaper i've seen in a while "explosivo"

The cashier looking at the food we bought & saying to Dan, "I hope you're cooking that for her."

Ahahaha, I haven't cooked in almost as long as PF!

Your not that old Steph.