I'll go twice in a row here. :p

One of the kids at our first little league practice said to me, "My dad says that you used to be a really good baseball player. Are you still or did you get old like my dad?" :roflmao:

Mrs. WI woke me up at 4:30 this morning to let me know that she wasn't horny, and she didn't want me wondering that all day long.

Getting the following email message from a friend after I sent him the link to the naked trampoline game that WI posted.:


You are a dumbass! That was a waste of an hour!


:roflmao:

^^^


I warned you!

A gentle reminder that the good old weren't always good. :roflmao:

LOL :D
I recall attending a small cocktail party in the early 80's, when a small company brought a computer with 256k of RAM and the unbelievable 'Gigabyte' (yep, ONE gig) hard drive online for $40,000. :rofl:


:nod:

I've got the dates for my trip to California figured out now and I'm in the process of making my lodging reservations. I am such a cheap fuck!!! :rofl:

Nah! A cheap fuck would go from Davenport to Bettendorf ... hitchhiking ... not Iowa to California. ;)

:roflmao:

A letter I got in the mail this morning (forgot to go to the post office yesterday) from my mom. Actually it took me from smiling to laughing and then when I finished I had a couple of tears in my eyes. But mom made me laugh by getting me to think of our old great dane and how he used to love pizza. :rofl:

PantyFanatic did.

madamzebralongwing indeed.

:roflmao:

Young Children in the supermarket make me laugh. (well, I do catch their eyes pretty quick in my Chef clothes)

Kiddo left her bedroom door open when she left for the bus, I'm sitting here and all of a sudden I hear a radio. Abner was walking on her computer desk and hit the button on her clock radio.

This.

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

Those poppy coins are beautiful! :rofl:

Those coins were the harmless ones that they circulate in advance. Now when the real spy coins are found, the contractors will just think they're more of the same "innocent ones". Ya gotta be careful when dealing with this stuff!

And they should be wearing their tin-foil hats too. :p

:rofl:

They've all been sent to the White House. :shrug:

The size of the bag they gave me at the pharmacy for all the damn prescriptions I ended up having to get today.

Drinking hot tea when it's miserable outside

I'm actually laughing right now as a look at the ridiculous number of prescription bottles sitting here at my computer desk. Seven prescriptions and 13 pills I'll be taking in a little bit. Breakfast of champions baby! :roflmao:

A couple of PM's..................cue the banjo music!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

An ecard from a friend. Gotta say that one was a good one, or should I say two? :D

a music video a friend shared with me.

Me!


I just told someone " Oh the things I'd do to you if you were a sheep! :hot: "

Oh shit!!!!! Do I dare check my PM's? :roflmao:

/nick sheep

WildIrish did :roflmao:

I swear I just saw WildIrish on ESPN!!!!!!!!!!

They showed a clip from the Sheep-Racing Grand Nationals in England!

I think his ewe won the thing! He chased her all the way to the finish line!

:roflmao:

Was he the bloke screaming "Ewe little beauty!!"?

You saw it too? :roflmao:

Wish they wouldn't have put that blurry section over his fun bits though. I could tell he had something written or tattooed on his pecker....... couldn't quite make it out though. :roflmao:

I thought it was "Who put the O into ovine" but I could have imagined it.

My friend's wife (Sarge's new mom). She called to see if I would still be coming to visit them tomorrow. She about shit when I told her I didn't let them put me under when they took out the wisdom teeth. She blurted out, "What the fuck!!! Are yo on crack?" :roflmao:

:faint:

Some guy who almost fell off of his elliptical machine in his attempt to smile and make eye contact with me while I was working out

Roseanne reruns.

Scamp made me laugh...doing major zoomies wide eyed and bushy tailed *LOL*

This made me laugh!!!

http://www.rawbw.com/~c_abbott/Penis/

And a very true tale it is at that. :roflmao:

The kids singing in Church this morning

Abner the cat going wild on the porch when I let a big fat mooth in.

my hubby and daughter giving me their mothers day gifts and acting all sly..