what a load of shit! LMAO!!!

LOL He's full of it.

He also HOWLED when I went into a store to get juice! Just juice! He's just being a needy pain in the ass. Whenever anyone pets him, he has to let them know he's been abandoned. Ya know, in case they need to FEED his starving carcass.

Steph's dog!

the tiny tyrant sticking a french fry up his nose.

I'm still laughing at the throw rug. ha ha

A girlfriend calling just now after she heard the news that I walked out of my job and quit.... :)

I'm laughing at Steph's dog....late I know but I've been busy.

I was telling a BBW friend about the bra size thread & she said, "Oh! Mine are bigger than all of them. Wait. It's not a competition, is it?" :D

Sitting at the car wash with my son and watching the lady next to us trying to get her brand new "Z Car" into reverse. I am not one to stereotype anyone - but she did make the saying about a certain hair color come true

^^haha

Picturing alspals talking to his daughter about condoms. Yikes.

ha ha... she knew what they were without any help from me... also knew what antidisestablishmentarianism means too.

smart like you!

Last night, at some friends house, Mr. IWM asks a three year old boy if he knew what a wet willy was....me looking at him like "oh lord, whats he doing now" Then the little boy goes and pokes Mr. IWM in the crotch saying "wet willy!!!' and goes to every man in the house doing the same....... then Mr. IWM being totally embarrassed shows him to lick his finger and stick it in someones ear that THAT is a wet willy. The boys parents then tell us a willy is a WILLY to the little boy. YIKES.

^^^^ that did, lol

Steph thinking I said my baby looks like a slug

The thought of all them pretty bras just waiting for me to buy em :D