I just live for watching Walker, Texas Ranger reruns every night at dinner time.

I am particularly fond of the spiders I keep finding as I clean out the garage.

Gee, I hope they keep needing us to work overtime.

I'm hoping I can have another conversation with my Mom today while at work like I did yesterday.

I didn't have hot, wet, messy, wild sex last night.

Oh... well I did!

Me, too. :)

I just love when kiddo's little friends come over and raid the kitchen!!

I don't have to use the restroom because of all that coffee I didn't drink.

I am *thrilled* that the new glasses I picked up last night have a manufacturer's defect and that my optician is scrambing to get me new frames before I leave to go east--and they're not sure they can make the deadline.

I'm very unhappy I was called out of the office on an emergency and had to eat a Cobb salad for lunch instead of cafeteria food.

I think cafeteria food is the best!

I'm not elated with the return of Lilith.

Oh, I'm downright pissed she came back!

I am not at all glad to be back.