I was talking about birth control, not mace! :eek:

better bring the mace ;)

Find me a Pixie lady who would use mace on him! Find her!!!

I would use mace on him. Not that he doesn't smell good enough to eat already, I'm sure;):D

OK I am hot flashing....Menopause is not for sissies.

Bring on the man slave with the fan....please!!!

I wasn't planning a trip in here today, I guess this is what happens when you don't take the pill for 6 days in a row. Good thing I knew exactly where all the appropriate needs were packed this morning.

I was wondering why you were back here *grumbles about maddy not having to enter the hut every month* :D

Why is the flow so heavy when my period comes out of nowhere?

:confused:






So THAT'S where it comes out of! Boy, was I wrong! :jester:

Oh :jester: I'm going to put you nowhere if you keep making fun of a woman on her period! Haven't you been married long enough to know you're playing with fire?!?!?

:yikes:


/me runs home to his insane but not usually violent spouse!

/me :telephone Mrs. WI for back up!

I'm sorry. That was out of line.


Can I make it up to you with a massage?

It's blowjob week not backdoor week! Ah, forget it. I accept, I'm flexible!

*The lamp from the corner is suddenly right behind Steph*
Did somebody say backdoor?

Hey!! Are there any women in here?

Is it just me, or did the lamp's on/off switch just get bigger?