Newspapers used to cost ... 10 cents,
Then they jumped to a quarter,
Now .... 75 cents.

Having the paper to wrap the garbage .... priceless!

attending rehab.....$6000
attending rehab again...$8000
Being clean and finding like minded people on Pixies.....priceless


Thanks,
Dawn

Stress test ... hundreds,
Angiogram ... thousands,
Bypass surgery ... ten thousand ...

A good heart ... PRICELESS!

After watching a Mellisa Ethridge(sp?)special on TV last night,
realising that, as a lesbian,she is never going to desire my
body.---Disapointment!
Realising that she is STILL the best female performer,that I
have ever seen---PRICELESS! Irish

Quick car wash ... $ 5.00
Gas for the car ... $ 10.00
Oil change ... $ 25.00

Stopping at a scenic spot and making out with my wife ... Priceless!

shop....$85,000
Tools...$75,000
Old truck $4,000 (add $6K more for parts)

Restoring that old truck with your son for his first vehicle...Priceless!!

Cokc ... $ 1.09
Fries ... $ 1.39
Hamburger ... $ 1.79

Lunch with a friend ... PRICELESS

red cape~$8.99
knee high-high heeled boots~$39.99
pitchfork~$6.50
red horns~$3.49
party invitations~$4.99


The look on your guests face when they realize you are the devil, they're souls are yours, & straight to hell they go.......priceless

6 pack of Labatts XXX Beer (12% alcohol content) 15.00
Huge stuffed bear to pack in it from second hand store 5.00
Postage via air to Utah from Canada 40.00
Appreciation from him upon receiving his surprise gift......Priceless

Romantic Candles....5 bucks
Two of my favorite dildos....60 bucks
Having both holes filled with my toys while
going down on my partner.....PRICELESS

mmmmmm getting hot just thinking about it:)

On the flip side

A passionate kiss
A warm hug
Playing with my hair till I fall asleep...ALL PRICELESS

Card ... 2.00
Snack food ... 4.00
Present ... 15.00

Hug ... Priceless

tattoo-- $25
Ointment-- $5
Dad trying to kill boyfriend for coruption-- priceless

BTW.. he survived to husband status and DAD now loves him.. still hates tat though LOL

Getting married =free (her parents paid for it)
getting divorced =still paying
seeing oldest daughter giving birth to first grandson =priceless

New Years Eve Alcohol: $280
Buzz From said alcohol: Free
Being drunk enough to have the balls to kiss crush: Priceless!!!!!

(crush is now future husband!!!Lol)

Two mixed drinks at "The Cantina" - $5.00
Carry out for 4 from Sonic - $22.00
Being able to say "Farewell for a while" the way we really wanted to........PRICELESS!!!!

Congratulations and best wishes Akasha! WooooooHoooo!

candles = $27.00

shampoo = $8.95

Having my hair washed as I lean back on his chest in a warm bath = PRICELESS!!!!!

Two movie tickets for to a chick flick= $20.00 (Canadian)
Snacks= $15.00
Being rewarded afterwards for taking your girl to the chick flick=
PRICELESS!

Flowers: $25
Choccies: $20
Tickets to movie: $20
But the look on her face when you stick your cock up her arse? **PRICELESS**

Priceless!!!!
 

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Buying the tickets to the prom~ $50
Buying the perfect dress to be crowned in~ $200
A Boutinear~ $15
Disposable Camera~ $5

Having your mother find the camera the next morning, and develope the pictures from the after prom private hotel party~ priceless

Finding an old working nintendo at yard sale~ $1.25 after negotiations
Digging up old games at more yard sales~ $2 each
Having your 4 year old spend countless hours engrossed in the wonder that is Mario Brothers~ Priceless

Coffee ................................... $ .99
Biscuit with butter and jelly ... 1.09
Side order of bacon ............... 1.89

Breakfast with friends ........... PRICELESS

12 pk of beer............7.50
bottle of jack daniels....15.00
2 liter of coke......... .99

having a fmf 3 some....priceless

Paying someone to cover my shift at work for the evening ...... $100
Flying to Vegas ......... $975.00
Getting picked up by the sexiest Vegas baby at the airport ...... PRICELESS