Oh lovely Lilith...
 

1) When will I drop below a 30 handicap in golf?

2) Will my project at work get delivered on time and be successful?


I GOTTA KNOW!

rabbit

??? Will women ever show their real faces before they are married ???

The mystical Madame Lilith consults her sacred runes
 

the ones from Witches-R-Us.....


rabbit ~ ummmmm....well let's just say ....Madame Lilith does not advise you quit your job and hit the circuit......in the future you are more concerned with a different type of hole.;)

~and~

~ yes because you will only perv here for a short while then get your cute ass back to work on it!!!!!!:D:D

Re: The mystical Madame Lilith consults her sacred runes
 

Regarding the "hole"...you are definitely all knowing. I'd much rather "play" than play golf! I'm definitely better at the former!!!! :p You seem to know me all too well and thus have me at a disadvantage!

As for the project...I'M WORKING IT, I'M WORKING IT!!!! :D

Thank you Oh Lovely and Wise One!

rabbit

Madame Lilith...shrouded in mystery inspects the ashes
 

remaining after burning some sacrificial herb;)

German Steve~ no, not until men stop looking at their faces (and other parts) instead of their hearts:p

Madame Lilith I crave your knowledge

Do silk scarves or leather belts feel better when used to tie the wrists of a lady to a bed?

Madame Lilith swoons......
 

it appears her turban is wound too tight:p


Glyndwr ~ regardless Madame Lilith sees both of them in her....er I mean your.... future;)

Can I assist you by loosening your turban or any other tight clothing?

Madam Lilith~

What is your suggested release for a person whom lusts after someone they chat with online and has started seeing them in their dreams.

Madame Lilith calls her bookie
 

to check on the odds of a correct answer:D:D:p



skipthisone~ Madame Lilith is sure she could cure your problem.;) And since she is unable to see far enough into the future to see if teleportation will exist...she sees you phoning your pilot and telling him to gas up the Lear:p

Madame Lilith, what do you see in the cards and crystals and other divination paraphanelia for me? I am still in love with my high school sweetheart, and I must know, is there a long, romantic future for us?

Madame Lilith....oh divine and wise-ass.....um..oops....wise one!

Does Harley Q know that we are nearly neighbors? Pennsylvania is a large state, but I live close to Philly.

Mrs. Lix

Oh All Seeing Great one
 

Please Read my Palm

Madame Lilith digs in her drawers
 

not those drawers :p rummages and finds her astrological charts!!


Harley Q~ yes you will both be blessed with a long romantic future....now I am not promising it will be together :p but reassured you are making the memories you will look back on in the future:)


lixnlix69~ Madame Lilith now sees houseguests in your future:D:D:p


Bilbo~ Madame Lilith is highly concerned...she is having trouble (regardless of what she consults) seeing your face in the future...oh wait!!...oh I'm getting something....whew!!!....had me scared there for a bit....:p Now I see....it was just Sharni was sitting on it:p I see lots of sex and happiness in your future....and wait til you see the pics from it;)

Oh Madame Lilith, Seer of all things Wise and Wonderful,
I just wanted to let you know you were absolutely right on the money....It was a MOST INTERESTING vacation!:D:D
And DH and I do plan to relocate to that area.

The question now is, Once we move there will I be able to maintain the status quo or will it all come crashing down on me?

One more question, All-seeing, All-Knowing Madame Lilith:
I have been out of touch with someone very important in my life for a week now. I am very worried about this person. I need to know if it's merely a financial problem or if contact is being prevented by others.

Madame Lilith,

I seem to be in rapture with someone with two personalities, my question is, Would it be classified as a threesome if i wanted to sleep with both of them??

Madame Lilith calls
 

Emily Post.

skipthisone(I never could btw;))~Ms. Post said that as long as you send them both a handwritten thank-you note afterwards you are all good. However, Madame Lilith warns against getting involved with those split personality types (ever see the EVE movie *shudders*).......Madame Lilith does however see a 3 way in your future but the signs are unclear. I am having trouble focusing on you past what appears to be a fuzzy bum....ooops my bad...that is my 3 way.......but you are gonna love it;)

Oh Madame Lilith, so wise and so true,
Answer me this, I beseech of you...
I am at my lover's, tied to her bed,
(My feet at the foot, my hands at the head),

As she starts to straddle me,
and ride me hard and long,
tell me, Madame Lilith,
did I leave the stove on?

Madame Lilith uses her keen senses......................
 

and does not smell fire.

dannyk~
It could be disasterous
or even worse...bad.
Would you could you stop now
Even if you had.

She's buckin' like a bronco
and saying nasty things
In your future my dear danny boy
are a halo and some wings:o

Oh wise divine all knowing and all seeing mistress of the whip and Lady of the night, whose every breath tickles every inch of my body, and whose toys keep her victims on edge, What will my sex life be like? (Please go into detail)
-Threesomes?
- Bondage?
- Anal?
- Etc?
I await your answer oh mighty keeper of the leather.

Madame Lilith looks in her mirror and chants......
 

Mirror Mirror on the wall,
Who's the bitchiest one of all????
to which the mirror replies......
you Mistress...of course it's you...... now please put that hammer down:D:D:p

Bear Bear~ sucking up to Madame Lilith will get you everywhere:p you sweet sweet man;)

threesomes~ yes if you switch hands and count both:p
bondage~ :):):)when you come to Florida for vacation
anal~ yup!

Dear Madame Lilith,

Had my breakfast, and now rushing to get dressed,
Blue shirt, brown slacks, shoes and the rest,
Big day today, important meeting at work,
If I'm late, I'm an unemployed jerk.

As I turn from the mirror, she smiles at me,
"Hey, handsome!" she says huskily,
"You're not leaving until I get some,
At least twice I want to come!"

My mind races, as I question the fates,
How to get her off, without being late?
Positions and techniques flash through my mind,
But which is fastest, while being kind?

As I move towards her, to do as I've trained,
One doubt still haunts my brain,
Lilith, with wisdom and knowledge, please say,
Do I wear the blue or brown tie today?

Madame Lilith attempts to contact
 

her friend the numerologist but she can't remember her number...

dannyk~ Madame Lilith hears buzzing in your girlie's future...make sure she has fresh batteries:p

Such a hard working lad
with his mind on his work
trying to keep from
appearing a jerk

You offer her a present
& offer her wine
but it seems all the woman
wants is your time.

How could she not?
I mean we are talking about you...
But you asked me so I tell you
My favorite is blue:D:D:p

romper, bomper, stomper boo....OOPS! wrong channel...

Madame Lilith tell me do..
Will I EVER make it to the 1000 club?

Madame Lilith consults her pie chart
 

only to discover that someone ate part:o


Murphy~ I see thousands of posts in your future......ladies wait til you see the ones he is gonna post in men's pics;) woo woo hot stuff!!!:p

Worshipfully on my hands & knees...under Madame Lilith's table, my head between her legs...I respectfully inquire...

with 13,852 guitar pickers in Nashville, shouldn't I be able to find one that isn't an arrogant, self-centered, asshole egomaniac with severe control issues...

or are they like parking spaces, all the goods ones are taken & what's left are handicapped?

Madame Lilith, knowledge exhaulted.....................

Wil I ever be seen as a trustworthy soul??????

Madame Lilith shuffles her cards
 

and then discovers she has left home with her "Jacks ain't the only thing wild" naked man playing cards instead of her tarot ones:D:p

scotz~Madame Lilith tries hard to concentrate on your dilemma but is momentarily distracted by your tongue;) The band thing will all work itself out and your future is filled with blonde big booby biker babes!

big_yin~Madame Lilith holds up a mirror and suggests that you reflect on the past to help improve your future :o

Madame Lilith, hear my plea!
I find myself in a bind.
I'm freaking, I'm panicking,
I'm going out of my mind!

The love of my life is beyond my door,
I hear her turning the key.
Any minute now she'll enter the flat,
and do you know what she'll see?

My naked body in my bed,
Glistening with sweat and heat,
Her hot slutty sister next to me,
Sweating and naked on the sheet.

What do I do? What do I say?
How do I save my skin?
Madame Lilith, help me please,
Save me from the death I'm facing!

just wondering if you see what I see :p

ok.....how is my December looking? ;) :D

Madame Lilith slips in
 

to a deep, deep, deep deep,trance in an effort to contact Emily Dick-n-son to help her out with this prediction

dannyk~

Madame Lilith thinks your funny
Madame Lilith thinks your cute
But in light of it all
Her opinion seems moot!

To fuck someone else
Is really just rude
In the future I tell ya
Kid, you are screwed:o

You wife will be pissed
and lunge at her sister
and you don't want to know
what she does to you, Mister!

Take my advice
To my warnings take heed
Get up and split
while your dick can still lead!




legend~ Your December looks Nikki-licious........with a cherry on top:p

Madame Lilith, Madame Lilith,
Anticipating problem mine,
I met a woman, twenty-niner
And her sister, damn so fine!.
They were so hot, they were so bad,
They could do things, blow your mind
Now they're lost and gone wherever,
I'm feeling horny, all the time!

Madame Lilith digs into her bag
 

and pulls out an old set of sheet music and begins to wail.........

dannyk, dannyk
listen up, listen up
you put your cock where it don't belong
and now your singing a sad, sad song
you knew when you did it that it was wrong
dannyk, it's ok!

Madame Lilith has not written piggyback songs since she went back to school but sees it in her own future as long as dannyk is around.:p

Before my s/o kicks me out again for throwing away all my money, I need to know, Madame Lilith, is it wrong to make change when the stripper reaches near to you?

oh great Lilith , will I find a fun woman here at pixies to play with

Oh great and all knowing, whip-crackin machine,
I'm not a copycat. Not trying to be mean.
I enjoyed the little poems oh so well,
I just had to say what the hell.
I figured I write this in verse and rhyme,
And ask a question that plagues my time,
Please tell me now as in your ball you gaze
And save me from this horrible craze,
Tell me now and please be true,
Do these rhymes annoy you?

Madame Lilith, is it true what they say about artistic, well dressed, well mannered men?

Madame Lilith my dear,
I truly do fear,
I have been gone so long,
Do you think he has forgotten my song?
;)
-Summer :D
PS I am BACK!!! How many dollars on it? What will you give me for it? hehe

NEVER!!!!

wb BABE! ;););)

Madame Lilith scours the New York Times
 

to read all of your Horrible-Scopes:p

dannyk~ Madame Lilith reminds you that there is a 2 drink minimum in here buddy:pMake change at 7-11 on the way to the bar & yes it is true what they say about artistic, well dressed men, well mannered men..........they are becoming extinct!

2-4-tea~ Madame Lilith sees a cute short red head..... no er...... I am sorry a tall blonde.....err oops... a petite brunette....oh you are gonna be a busy man!

DildoDiva'sman~ Madame Lilith finds it quite amusing and sees many more cheeky (get it spanking...... woo woo...... cheeky;):D) rhymes in her future!

Summ,Summ, Summ~ need Madame Lilith answer when you already got the response you desired.

CK~ unless you are gonna put on this turban and commence to predicting then let me handle it:D:p You know that I know, that you know, that I know what to tell her......:eek: