Heeheehee :D :D

If I can make Just One person smile a day...then I am happy....!!! :)

smile and the whole world smiles with you :D

In that case, D... you can be happy for at least a couple of days... I would probably empty that gun in the old geezer that works at the next table from me... I can fill up this thread with the many ways he finds to piss me (and everyone else) off! For anyone who's a fan of Dilbert comic strips, I can sum a lot up by comparing him to "Hammerhead Bob", who doesn't know he's boring you, will follow you to the restroom to finish his story, an expert at whatever subject you happen to be talking about, and will butt in to your conversation to share his pearls of wisdom... funny thing, I never had high blood pressure till I got stuck next to this idiot!

Sounds alot like a member here!!!!!! :D :D :p :p ROTFLMAO!!!!

i know of a certain MEMBER that likes to hang around with me :D

GRRRRRRRRRRRR....

I am trying to upload a new avatar from my computer and it ain't working!!!!!!!!!!!

LoveDiva4u---That's OK!Iliked your old avitar better anyway! Irish

I agree, I think the old av somehow captures the spirit of our Diva, whether she looks like that in real life or not... also pleased to see you drop the "middle-age" designation... now I need to work on Lileth & her "bitchy member" thing...

Scotz~ <pulling out her whip preparing to take care of him once and for all:D> What is it that you disapprove of?

Think I'll just take this matter over to the "questions & answers" thread... before someone gets hurt...

MY bitch of the day/night is insomnia................... I hate being awake when the whole world is zonked out. ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

i get that sometimes....reminds me of a song - Pennyroyal Tea

I'm so tired I can't sleep

Legend~
Tell me about this Pennyroyal Tea.... I grow herbs and have tons of Pennyroyal thought it was poisonous..... I just use it as a ground cover.....If I drink it do I take a dirt nap?:D

Lilith---FYI--When males have a wet dream when taking a dirt-nap
they fertilize the ground.That is benificial for growing herbs. Irish

Pennyroyal Tea - a song by Nirvana, on the albums In Utero and MTV Unplugged in New York

Pennyroyal - Mentha Pulegium, a member of the mint family, native to England and parts of Europe. A variant, American Pennyroyal, Hedeoma Pulegioides, native to California.
Apparently will relieve flatulence and abdominal colic due to wind. CAUTION: Avoid during pregnancy.

pennyroyal tea - an infusion of the dried leaves of the herb pennyroyal.

Hope this explains.....btw: don't read too much into anything I post. :)

I hate the sound of the phone ringing because the receptionist is too f**king lazy to answer the phone. IT's YOUR JOB, BITCH...ANSWER THE F**KING PHONE!!!!!!!!!

Sorry...she's really getting on my nerves today!

Ophelia

Ohhh so do I Ophelia..so do I!!!!..but in my case it's this little girl who calls for my daughter...she must call here 20 times a friggin day!!!! Grrrrrrr....
Even when I tell her "sorry she isn't here"...she will call back 15 minutes after that!!!

Not to mention the GD telemarketers... 3 of the MFs called tonight before dinner...

LoveDiva4u---Do what I used to do;when my daughters;lived home.They used to call for my oldest daughter and I was running
a motorcycle shop ;in my garage;but on the same phone line!I
didn't want useless calls when my customers would be calling.A
busy phone line was lost revenue to me.They would say"Is Colleen there?"I would say"Yes."I'd then hang up.They didn't ask
to talk with her.They just asked if she was there.She;eventually;
got her own phone!
Scotz---Listen to the whole phone call on an awnsering machine.
9 out of 10 telemarketers will hang up before the whole awnsering message is thru.You also don't have to pay for any other services.I had an awnsering machine from working nights;
anyway.You just need the patience to stand there and listen to the message.You can pick-up if you want to talk to someone.I got
twenty calls before 9.00 one morning! Irish

Scotz,

Tell them you're a consultant and ask how much they'll pay

for your time. At $450 per hour, that's almost 7.50 per min.

here's my bitch....the piss weak sentences crims get when they go to court

heading to court in one hour...my bitch deadbeat parents who after their kids are taken away do not EVEN show for court!!!!!GRRRRRRRRR!!!

Irish - I've used the answering machine method, but I've already gotten up to check caller ID so I answer anyway, & tell em not to call back... we've got a new law in TN that says they have to put you on their "don't call" list...

OF - I like it, I'll add that to my reportoire of ways to f**k with the bastards... when I'm feeling my oats, I'll ask them what they're wearing, etc. Better yet, when they ask to talk to the Mrs., I tell em she can't talk with my dick in her mouth...

LMAO scotz~ I will just mumble and moan next time........

Scotz---When I have asked them to remove my name from their
calling list;they give me a 1-800# to call and tell me it will take
about 1mo. to remove it.The last culprit was for the Discover Card!
You can also tell them that you are eating and if they will give you
their #;That you will call them back.SUPRISE;they never give you
a #. Irish

My bitch of the day:
I was doing some work this morning when the phone rang, so I answered and it was some guy for my mum (who was at work) I asked if I could take a message and he said "Well do you know where I can get hold of lisa and david [insert my surname]?" (dont know why he asked for mum not dad either)
There isn't any1 in our family called lisa or david, so thats what I said. I wouldn't have minded but he's called back 4 times asking the same thing!!!!!!

Thing that generally pisses me off:
I work in a shop on saturdays and on my department there's only 2 people who've been there longer than me (out of 7 of us), so I know what I'm talking about but some people (especially old ladies) have a tendency to take one look and assume I dont know anything. (There was the 1 woman that looked over the top of her glasses and actually said "well you're not going to be able to help me" before I'd even said anything).

i've heard about a solution to get rid of door to door salespeople (and others) quickly. what you do is answer the door in your birthday suit and ask them if they would like to come in for a cup of tea. :D

PS - i've never been game enough to try this though :)

I wish you would..... I come by your house 2 or 3 times each week just trying to catch you that way ;)

No disrespect intended,

a few years ago, (mmm, quite a few) i happened to open the door just as Legend descibed, thinking a particular person was there, and it was a bunch of JW's, and I haven't seen them since

damn! I'm not going to sleep now.....gonna stay awake (and naked) until you cum around again. :D

Bilbo---No loss.I hate to insult your looks;but;you usually can't even insult them to make them leave.I used to have signs;on my
front&rear;doors.They said:No Solicitors,No 7th day adventists,No
Jehovahs Witness's! My wife took them down!She said that they
looked "Trashy."I said;"So What?They work!" Irish

Something else to think about!
 

Math
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that
Might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If : A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

So that was you Bilbo :D:D...<jk> I am sure if that story was true they would come back for more everyday:D

I just filled up my van yesterday with friggin gold!!!
My fill up costed me 57 bucks!!!!

And that's before the price jump of .10 a litre!!!!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

My wages sure don't jump that high!!! :mad:

I had 3 of my dogs in the house, two medium sized, one German Shepherd.... some JWwitnesses came up so I put up the babygate, about 3 feet high... once the JWs got to the door, the dogs (friendly, search and rescue/show dogs that I work with children) started growling... the dogs cleared the babygate and rushed the front door, the JWs ran (never seen someone run that fast in a skirt and heels!!!) and got in their car as the dogs made it out the door (I forgot to shut it...... oops heheh) the dogs, instead of giving chase just sat on the door step and watched them leave..... they never came back... I think the dogs were laughing.....

Kyttn

Diva,
I sure don't envy Canadians! The Canadian dollar is the pits!! Of course, it's great for us when we travel there, but you guys get screwed when you visit here. We were just there in February for a funeral and I've never seen the exchange rate so high in our favor! I know it's no consolation, but gas prices are going up here too. They're using the crisis in the middle East as an excuse, but the prices jump every summer because of vacations.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
SO bama.......yur bitchin cause they didnt catch the JW's?????
Pooooooorrrrrr puppies!!!!!
I'm sure they'd just spit'em out.....prob leave a bad taste in their mouth that listerine couldnt get out!!!!!

they were here yesterday too..... they just love me;)

I used to have a sign on the front door that said
"NO solicitors!
Jehova's Witnesses Get the Hell off My Porch!!"

It may have been rude, but it did the trick...
I loved watching thru the window when they'd walk up on the porch, read the sign and quickly leave....:D :D

As a young dumb full of c*m fresh from the navy ready-to-explore the states hothead....i once bought a gun......was cleaning it when they came to my door....i thought it was a friend that had just called about going tubing on the salt river in az.....i opened the door cleaning it......they saw a big 9mm close to their faces.......took off screaming to a nearby van and peeled out like a bat from hell......never saw them even in the neighborhood after that.....i didnt get it til i looked at my hand.......lllllaughed my ass off......so did my friend..........