i am honoured.....i grovel at your feet ;)

Legend---Don't grovel.I was kidding.Most of your pickup lines had
me roaring.Some of those are so funny. Irish

i was kidding too :)

some more lines:

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked

If I were you, I'd have sex with me.

I'm a birdwatcher and you've got to be the prettiest one I've seen all day.

Food theme...
 

Is your daddy a baker cuz you got a nice set of buns.

Do fries come with that shake?

Theres a party in your mouth and I'm coming

Those pants are very becoming on you...if I was them I'd be coming on you too.

My wife told me that a LONG time ago a black man asked her if she wanted... "some soul in her hole."
Ack!

Lilith...
 

These are actual lines thrown at me in the last 4 years. All by men, I might add...

As I was grabbing Gatorade at the 7-11 "That's illegal!" (I abruptly ask "what?" he replies "...you making that Gatorade look so good!" (Ick)

"Hey...if you are what you eat, can I be you tonight?"

Bloke sprinkles liquid from his drink at me and says "we oughta get you home and outta those wet clothes!"

"There's a Party in my pants, and you're invited!"

Of course, I can be just as smarmy. I love to sit on a woman's lap, run my thumb sensually across her lips and ask "is this seat taken?" ;)

Ophelia

Ophelia
 

You are tooo funny!:D

Re: Lilith...
 

Ophelia Corallary, one of my friends and I were on our way home from a formal dance, I stopped at a gas (petrol) station for snacks and gas, a carload of guys came up and asked us "hey ladies, where's the party?" my reply as she and I got in the car was "under my skirt and you're not invited" then she and I sped off laughing.... I love my stickshift it sounds so wonderful when I speed off, I decide when to shift so it sounds like it has more than a 4 cyl.


oooh one line I used just to destroy the mood .... my g/f said "I'm sooo horny I'm not going to be able sleep for weeks..." I moved and whispered in her ear " no one ever died from over-arousal."
Always
Kyttn

I've also heard many of these, but the one that I'll always remember is, "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I would love to make your Bed Rock!"

I bet your dad's a thief. Why? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes. :D

"Do you have a quarter?" No, why? "Well, my mom told me to call her when I fall in love."

Can I have your mother's address so I can send her a thank you note....

Naughty Nurse
 

Wil Ma help?

Little girl want a boiled lolly?

Oops, carried away there!

Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

Actually heard (no lie)
 

I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

Do you come here often? Can I?

My favorite bod pick-up line that was used frequently at my college..."Hey baby, nice shoes - wanna fuck?"

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

honestly Nubian, you and I must hang around the same people. I've heard most of the pick up lines and jokes you've posted. :)

Hey baby! You got any fries to go with that shake!

LOL...they are like cliches, most everyone has heard them at some point.

What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

I just want to tell you that you have a price to pay for being this cute, and I'm here to collect... your phone number, that is.

One of the worst I've heard...
 

Did you know women are like parking spots? All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Which are you?

"excuse me, sugarbutt, but is that a keg in yer backpocket?"

she looks behind herself... "no, why?"

"because i'd really like to tap that ass."

You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?

Nubian~
You are killing me....................... You were a quite the pick up artist before the Mrs., I bet!

Oh, how I wish. :p :p :p

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?

Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.