Re: Lilith kicks off her heels....
 

"Me next, me next, ME NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :D :D :D :D :D :D

As I clamber over Lilith on my way to the top of the Infinite Staircase, I pause for a brief moment to ask her "Was it really that good?" --- but there's no response. She's obviously still caught in the throes of Perpetual Pleasure! This makes me all the more eager to try this out for myself, so up the stairs I run, past all of my favourite Pixies' men (and some favourite Pixies' women as well, I might add)! I get to the top, check quickly for safety, and then yell at the top of my lungs:

"Anchors aweigh!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

.................................................. .................................................. ..........

When I finally reach the bottom of the Great Pixies' Chain of Pleasure, in a state of absolute rapture the likes of which I have never before experienced, I collapse in a delightfully satiated heap just below Lilith on the stairs. My head lolls backwards, my tongue hangs from my open mouth, and my legs sprawl.

I'm too far gone to think at this point, but sometime later it will occur to me that I've just discovered an unexpected benefit to this design --- the pleasure itself that one experiences during the ride prompts one to assume the perfect position for future sliders at the end of it! The next slider can cum down even before I finish my orgasm, because I'm already in the correct slide formation! (That OldFart's a genius, I tell you!)

But it'll be another hour or two before I regain my logical function --- meanwhile, I lie back in utter delight, and wait for the next slider....... Whoever it will be.........................

It's time.
 

Confession time.

I have for some time now been channelling M C Escher and

MC always wished for the logical conclusion to his drawing

"Relativity".

Pixies and the SOFA have given this to him.

Relativity depicts staircases which are always downhill

and a fully subscribed Escher-SOFA means that one slides

around the slide until active intervention removes you.

SFC, I need thoughts on a removal device which won't

interrupt the flow.

We also have a chance to find the answer to the oldest riddle

in erotica, "What does a woman do after a 24hour orgasm?"

While we need to work the kinks out of the Mark1 before

we proceed to the Mark2(E-S), input is required in this heroic

undertaking.

MC thinks so too.

Re: It's time.
 

That's odd, OF, I've been having distinctly Escherian impulses as well as I've worked on the prototype... Are you by any chance channelling him to me?


While I can't imagine ever wanting to be removed from this marvellous contraption, I think the best option would be to have a flexible staircase. If a participant wished for whatever delusional reason to leave the slide, the staircase could lower him or her to the ground, folding in such a way that the participants on either side would be brought together. This would allow for uninterrupted flow, which I agree must be our primary goal. I obviously need to work on a functional design for this, but picture a ribbon being folded, with a hanging loop. The participant who wants to leave is lowered in that loop.

Alternatively, the removal device could take the form of the ROTFLMAO High-Performance Italian Sportscar that Aquaman suggested earlier.


Ummmmm....... Still researching this. It hasn't been 24 hours yet since I slid... But I'll be able to tell you soon! :o :D :o


Agreed. Apparently Freud thinks so as well. See my comments in the LOM's Double-Dog-Dared thread --- I think that we need to explore the possibilities of a Freudian Slip-pery Dip in conjunction with our work on the Mark2(E-S). The possibilities are quite literally endless... For which I am eternally grateful! :o

--- sweetstuff

Extraction
 

SFC.

I have been thinking of your channel for ages.

The extraction device I have been loath to mention, as it

carries elements of crass commercialism, is taken

from the new Bond movie "The Spy who Fucked my Brains Out

and Threw me on the SOFA".

In Bond's new car, a ROTFLMAO 2500, he eludes a persistant

SMERSH assassin intent on sucking him to death by means

of Q's last great invention, the ejection tongue.

Sorry.

Re: Extraction
 

The Ejection Tongue!!!! Now why didn't I think of that??? OF, you're a genius. Please let me know when the first working models are built, as I think I need to familiarize myself with our new product as soon as possible.

As for the crass commercialism, this product is so revolutionary and so extraordinarily delightful that I think any means of drawing the public's attention to it is certainly justified. Besides, I've always had a thing for Bond... ;)

--- sweetstuff

hey sorry I'm late but as head of the maintenance dept. I have been quite busy refilling the self lubing mechenisim and what not how ever my shift has just ended and I put on my tie so is there room for me ont the machine??

Jay! Come on in! Glad you could join us...

Sure, there's lots of room on the Slippery-Dip! And you of all people know just how well lubed up I --- I mean, it is... :p

So do you want to be part of the slide, or do you want to go down in history as our first-ever male slider? (I know Lilith, Xanne, and I, and all the other women here will do our best to make that first slide memorable for whichever man decides to take the plunge...) :p :o :p

--- sweetstuff

p.s. OldFart: reports are in regarding the 24-hour orgasm investigation. It appears that immediately after the 24-hour orgasm brought about by the Slippery-Dip device, 100% of our respondent* declared herself ready to do it all over again.
*(A single respondent, yes, but I made sure to do a very thorough investigation of myself!)

can I start at lilith and slide down from there or do I have to go all the way to the top its a long way up and I'm tired from the long day at "work"

Sure, Jay, you can start wherever you like --- but be warned, you're cutting your trip short. We'll try to make it worth your while, though! :p :o :p

(When we get our Mark2[E-S] model developed we won't have to deal with this problem anymore --- you'll be able to start wherever and slide forever... But for now, I can tell you from personal experience that this model is mighty fine as is!!! I'm sliding again after you!!!!)

--- sweetstuff

as head of the maint. dept. I'd be happy to go over the designs for the mark2[e-s] tomorow in my private office how ever it will have to be a candle light meeting cause my lights arent uh... working yah thats it.

Why certainly... I'd be happy to bring along my schematic drawings... Will we have all the other department heads there as well? I know Prophet and LadyPleaser will be sorry to be left out... I think we all need to work together very closely! However, if you think we need to review the design one-on-one before we go into any larger group meetings, I would be happy to devote my complete attention to you --- I mean, to the designs... Have your people contact my people, we'll be lunch ---- ummm, I mean, we'll do each other ---- no, no, no, I mean, we'll do lunch. Yeah, that's it, we'll do lunch! :D

--- sweetstuff

Just in case you think this design was an easy, slap-together installation, OldFart shared with me some of the initial engineering studies that went into making the SOFA a reality... many sleepless nights went into this one study alone...

This is exactly why we pay you guys the big bucks, Scotz --- that is a masterpiece of engineering. I'm glad we have such fine minds contributing with such tremendous dedication to our glorious project... :D

--- sweetstuff

well...
 

All I have to say is count me in... I can't sit here typing when there are more important things to do!

I concur
 

24 hr. continual orgasm results in 24hr. continual orgam results in24 hr. continual orgasm results in 24 hr. continual orgasm results in 24 hr. continual orgasm results in 24 hr. continual orgasm results in 24 hr. continual orgasm results in 24 hr. continual orgasm results in .................

a loss of organized thoughts and ability to concentrate.~~~~~~~~~>Lilith(I think it's me. I have lost track of where I stop and another starts)

Motega --- I like your can-do attitude! Come on, hop up, and start sliding!!!!!!!!!!!! :p :o :p :o :p

Lilith --- Pleased to see the results of my investigation have been independently validated. I too have noted that same lack of organized thoughts, concentration, and any recognition of limits to the perceived self --- I think this requires a great deal of further investigation, don't you? I hope you'll continue to run studies parallel to my own so we can compare results (and because, heck, it's just so much fun!)...

--- sweetstuff

Where do I get in line... I really need to go for a ride! (I wonder how I can slow myself down when I'm passing SFC...??) :p

Aquaman, glad you made it back to the party! Start right up there, and you can cum on down that slide as many times as you like! Don't worry about slowing yourself down as you slip by --- I'll make sure to catch you as you cum past so as I can thank you properly for all your help in getting things set up... :p :o :p :o :p

--- sweetstuff

ROS
 

Recursive Orgasm Syndrome

My God, Scotz.

We're up for Nobel Prizes in Engineering and Medicine.

Where will it end?

Re: ROS
 

... And very very well-deserved nominations they are too, gentlemen. Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!

There is, however, one thing you appear not to have grasped with regard to Recursive Orgasm Syndrome --- namely, that by definition, it will not end! That is precisely the beauty of it, and precisely the reason why its discovery merits such prestigious recognition. Please, this is a crucial point to understaaa... ahhhhhhhhhhh... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... oh god... oooooooooooooh... yesssss... ohhh yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh... ahhhhhhhhhhhh... uhhhhhhh... to understand.

Another point you will want to keep clear in the medical literature, as you prepare it: most people with a medical condition are said to 'suffer' from an 'affliction'; however, those us us who have ROS cannot correctly be said to 'suffer' from the condition in the least. Suffering is simply not the correct verb in this case. (If this is torture, chain me to the wall.) We seem to experience continual and unavoidable waves of delight, accompanied by a sudden lack of... ohhhhhhhhhhh... yeah... mmmmmmmmmm... aaaaaaaaaaaaah... ahhhhhhhhhhh... ohhhhhhhhhhhh... oh god yes... oh baby... ohhhhhhhh... ummmmm... a sudden lack of coherence and of inhibition. While we do not under any circumstances view this as a problem, it can make clear communication a little more difficult at times. We hope that you will continue to accomodate our needs.

:o

--- sweetstuff

Lilith
 

concurs, expressing her happiness at having this "affliction" but her words are unrecognizable and so could this be categorized as a Speech/Language disorder or in other words a Lingual A-flick(as in bean)-tion? Tell me doctors.........~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

Needs...
 

Well Sweetstuff,
I think that soon Scotz and OF are gonna be to busy with acceptance speeches and awards ceremonies...
And since you have needs, I think I have something to help accomodate them... :p :o :p :o :p :o
(Does the Slippery Dip™ have a mininum number of people required??) I would guess at least two... :p :o (hehe)

Re: ROS
 

Well... I hope it ends up with us getting those "big bucks" that SFC mentioned!

But even w/o the awards, gives me a warm feeling to know our efforts have resulted in the betterment of womankind everywhere, by helping them get in touch with their inner pervert...

Scotz
 

It's good to know that my eternal gratitude is reward enough for you;) ~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

Gratitude
 

When you're as old as Scotz, stuff eternity,

A very very long now should suffice.

FINALLY MADE IT!!
 

OK, I have been travelling for three days on snow shoes to get here!! Now my beaver stick is ready. Do I take my snow shoes off or leave them on? Gee it is hard to get up to the top with these snow shoes on!! :D

Lilith ---

That seems like a very apt description to me! :p

Aquaman --- Such a gentleman, always willing to help a girl out of a sticky situation! Hop up here onto the slide! Looks like we've got plenty of people here on the Slippery-Dip at the moment, but stick around as the party clears out later, and we'll see if we can figure out the MNI (Minumum Number of Individuals) --- purely for, er, research purposes, of course! :D

Scotz ---

Women everywhere thank you and OldFart eternally, from the bottoms of our hearts... Our inner perverts have never been happier. Of course, it looks as though plenty of you men are enjoying this as well --- but I know that's just a pleasant side-effect of your splendid devotion to our cause! Such selfless generosity! ;)

And David --- Welcome, eh! Glad you could make it! Leave ths snowshoes over in the corner (we have a rule about footwear on the slide) and cum on up and take a turn on the slide!

FINALLY!
 

Is it my turn yet???
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME GO FOR A RIDEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
I've been waiting for an invention of this magnitude for years!!!

*climbing on!!!*
ooooooooooooo yessssssssssssssssssss!!!
yessssssssssssssssssssssss!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOO GODDDDDDDDDDD YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Re: Gratitude
 

Careful, ole chap... a smartass remark jumps to mind, but I was raised to respect my elders...:yellghst:

Then do so.

Scotz,

As I said to a mate of mine, "Methuselah, " I said,

"Methuselah, sonny, you respect your elders or I'll

tell Scotzoidman on you."

boys boys boys,
 

quit your bickering and get back on the slide. I am almost recovered enough to ride again and the two of you are vital to the experience;) ~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

Yas'm

Ah's back on de slide.

Look, I'se bein' good on de slide.

Don' beat me missus!!!

She didn't do nothin Missus,

beat me instead..................

Beaten into submission by a nipple or two.............

Sxxxy14u --- It's soooooo worth the wait, isn't it? :o :D

Lilith --- You go, girl! Way to keep those men in line... I think you deserve the titles of Chief Motivator and Head of Internal Operations, unless you had your eye on any other... errr... positions?

OldFart --- Methuselah? Sonny? ROTFLMAO!!! You're too much! I love it!!!!

--- sweetstuff

p.s. I've figured out how to classify ROS: it's undoubtedly an STD --- sexually transmitted delight, that is! :p :o :p :o :p :D

Re: boys boys boys,
 

Please tell me that the above statement isn't true? I know I have been busy on the slide, but to forget about little ole' me.... :(

PR
 

I could never ever leave you out! I thought you were still on the slide because all the women looked so happy as they came :) down from it! Your position is secure, no one could fill me... I mean it, like you!

OF~ Where's my whip? After a couple of Buttery Nipples I always seem to drop that thing.......

SFC~Chief Motivator and Head of Internal Affairs.... I would be so honored to work for such a prestigious company with such a fine reputation among those in the business(of pleasure);)

~~~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

welcome to the team lilith as head of the maint. dept. I think its my dutie to invite you and the other dept. heads to a gang...... imean group meeting. if you can tear your self away from the slide