Mmmmm
 

Now all the fellows sit on these stairs and lean back.

Tongues out.

Ladies and Gentlemen ,

the patented Oldfart Slippery-dip.

Playground equipment for the adult and sexy.

(C) Patent pending

OF
 

You are toooooooo funny! Will there be a brochure with pics about this new product?~~~~~~>Lilith

Brochure
 

I'm an ideas man. Better left to the more artistic members

of the forum.

Of course there is the product testing and certification

to be suffered through. ( subtle smile, nah, just a smirk)

Lots of product testing.

musicman
 

Yes Scotzoidman,

This is a Stairway to Heaven.

SFC can sketch it out...

I'm sure there's plenty of us in here that can handle a hammer and saw...

then as Oldfart said...



I volunteer for the testing and quality control team!

:p :o ;)

Meanwhile, ladies... if you don't mind bending over the back of this couch.... :p :p :p

I've gotta agree with the guy that started this thread. There is rarely any moment when I am not willing to pull my gf's clothes off and lick her pussy. Fortunately for me, she's as willing to receive as I am to give.

The taste is absolutely amazing. And the smell goes right to my head, which I think helps. Plus, after I've made her cum - she's pretty keen to have me fuck her - and it feels different after I've licked it out.

Oldfart, do I need to bring my toolbelt along to help build the prototype?


Stairway to Heaven, indeed...

VOLUNTEERING!
 

Meanwhile, ladies... if you don't mind bending over the back of this couch.... :p :p :p [/B][/QUOTE]

I'll gladly volunteer to be on the receiving end....hehe
and as I'm sure the girls will agree....giving oral is wonderful too. Us girls love to watch a man's reaction to having his cock given the pleasure of a warm wet tongue and lips! ;)

and Aquaman....I'd gladly bend over for you any day!!!
:)

By Joe…………..I think we’ve got it!
 

I get distracted for a couple days (had to get my tongue re-treaded) and look what happens? :o Isn’t it wonderful!:D
Shouldn’t have taken this long in my life to find, but here we are. The best group of beautiful, sexy people who understand the exquisite sexual pleasure that’s received by giving exquisite sexual pleasure, IS US. :)

I think we may have finally found PURPETUAL MOTION. Do you think this space is going to be large enough for all the ORAL in our Pixie family? :p :p

Oh ladies, am I THURSTY! :p :D :p

To all you handy man types.....
 

Some how I always seem to inspire great works of carpentry or home improvement projects..... All of you are sweet dears! I hope you remember to sand, sand, sand, or this could prove to be dangerous for us ladies :D I can picture you all standing around naked except for tool belts tring to figure out how to build this contraption~~~~~~~>Lilith

Re: To all you handy man types.....
 

Lilith,

I'm quite sure that you inspire more than that...

Bumps
 

Prophet.

Get back in line please. A bump in the slide could be

dangerous for the next guy. (Imagination please).

Lilith,

My tool is for all purposes. It's my lumbering personality.

hahahahaha!
 

OF~ not only are you witty but you are great at carPUNtry too :D They don't make 'em like that anymore! ;)

Prophet ~stay right where you are! It is the bumps us girls like best!:p

Nutworld~I recently inspired a new bath tub and tiled walls....not very erotic sounding but what fun that has proved to be (see my thread entitled unsolicited advice in the advice section). Whatever gets the job done....;)

Back to work boys~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

i've always been one for testing out new things...got a spot on that contraption for one more guy who wants to help out these waiting ladies?

i love the feeling of my tongue exploring the deep, wet depths of a woman and hearing her moan and squirm...nothing better IMHO:p

Fuzzy
 

There is always room for another tongue on the slide.

Due to the universal ownership of tongues and the

multi-gender revelling in the lingual sensation of a woman

sliding down the slide, all revellers are warned that too much

fun can be injurious to your............... um.. give me a moment..

let's enjoy ourselves, I'll think of it later, much later.

Revel
 

Tell Lilith where you'll be on the line and she can bounce

extra hard just for you.

These prototypes are damn tempramental things.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 

I am beginning to worry.... Are you boys planning to get this contraption approved by Underwriters Laboratories (UL). Will it get a Good HouseKeeping Seal of Approval? Do you think we could find some firefighters, EMTs or paramedics to be on standby? ;) I just love a guy in uniform! :p
I am sure they will be unecessary as I know how you boys value all of the lovely Pixie's ladies and will do all you can to keep us safe and satisfied :p ~~~~~~~>Lilith

safe, satisfied, and cumming back for more;)

Re: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 

Not to worry, fair lady, this device is certified safe by OSHA ....

That's Oldfart & Scotz' Happyface Agency...

Hmmmm....This is strange...I heard the Oldfart & Scotz Happyface Agency went into the milk crate business weeks ago!

I have a law suit filled against them for serving up creamy , sticky, milk!! :D :D ;)

Beware of these new internet companies Lilith!!:D :D

Diva,
 

Are you trying to tell me that these gentlemen may have less than philanthropic motives?;) Thanks for watching my back!:D ~~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

Thanks, Diva... years of research & development, all for the benefit of women everywhere, (and a steady supply of creamy milk for you) and this is the thanks we get! We never asked for or received a penny for anything, I mean, it's not like we're Enron...

What about those of us that are on this ride for ladies, are we being associated directly with Oldfart and Scotz personally? I just thought it was a good idea. :p

Boys
 

PR~You are known by the company you keep!;)


Scotz~Unlike with Enron I know we will get a fair return on our investment.:D

~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

Re: Application to the Oldfart & Scotz' Happyface Agency regarding graphic design position

Dear sirs:

It has cum... er... come to my attention that you are currently looking to fill a graphic designer... umm... to hire someone to fill a position as graphic designer for your firm. I believe that I am the perfect candidate for such a position, as my interests (both professional and personal) reflect very clearly the drives and urges... uhhh... goals and aspirations[i] of your company.

If your hard... er... [i]firm were to hire me for the aforementioned position, I would of course require in-depth familiarity with the equipment to be marketed. Before I could produce an effective illustration of your patented Slippery-Dip, I would doubtless need many long hours of practice and instruction in its use. Perhaps the Slippery-Dip itself, or at least the individuals whose tongues and other assorted... um... parts make up the ride, would be able to give me a personal tour and test run?

Looking forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience,

--- sweetstuff,
c/o Sugarfreecandy Graphics Ltd.

Reply
 

Oldfart and Scotz' Happyface Agency,
69 Cunning Court,
Orgasm on Time,
Slipshire. UK


Dear M/s Sweetstuff,


re your application vis. Sugarfreecandy Graphics Ltd.

I have been in touch with this firm's solicitors, Blunder, Doddle

and Blithering. They have advised that there is no impediment

to your familiarisation tour of this equipment so long as you sign

the appropriate waiver and also don't hog the fun.

My colleague and I, in concert with the development team, will

be only too pleased to assist you in your personal in-depth

review of this exciting and vibrant experience.

Yours, etc

Thaddeus J Oldfart, director.

Is there any openings for Head of research and development?

Head ....
 

That "position" may be available on a trial basis.....~~~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

My my my.....
 

So many men with such wonderful ambitions~~~~~~~~>Lilith

This definitely is a project I want to HEAD up!
 

Have to obtain samples!