Charming

Demons

Alarming



Elves

charming

faeries

Charming

Mushrooms

charming, especially if sauteed in butter and served with a medium rare steak.


You have a little smudge on your lip.

Charming


You found you spouse's porn collection.

Relieved!

Oh wait... I mean charming... yes, charming! ;)

A family of twenty people just moved in next door to you.

Alarming.......... even if they're all swingers!

A friend just came on to you!

Say, you're my friend right? ... Charming

Your boss just came on to you!

It's okay, it's my wife. :) Charming.

Buttermilk

If we're making chicken, or biscuits, ... charming. :)


You just got your chocolate in my peanut butter.

Charming

Stinky socks

Alarming


Wet spot on the carpet.

Annoying, considering how the vast majority of wet spots get onto the carpet. i suppose that fits under the category of "alarming".

Sex with your partner of choice wearing a full biker gang's outfit.

Alarming...but not sure why... something tells me there's more to it.


Waking up tied to the bed.

Alarming



Blindfold sex.

Exhilarating...I mean.. charming.


anal sex

Charming


Sex outdoors

Alarming, I live in the land of 10,000 mosquitoes... probably more.


Sex with the family pet watching.

Charming...the family pets are an iguana and a bearded dragon.


Sex in a tree, with or without the threehouse.

Challenging! Ok Ok..... alarmimg!

sex with 2 peeps of the opposite sex at the same time?

Charming


A lazy Sunday afternoon

charming

pizza & beer

as long as the pizza is hot and the beer is cold, charming. If the pizza is cold and beer is warm alarming. :D


naked beach party in the moon light

very charming if you're there sal!

jello shots

charming

body shots

mmmmmm charming!

pillow talk

charming

bed straps

on you... charming!

Hands bound over your head

on me ... Alarming



You just got the BSOD.

Alarming!

a slow poke

Alarming.


A two hour speech.

Alarming.


Your mother coming to visit.

Alarming



A glass of iced tea.

charming

A surprise Halloween orgy at your place!

Alarming - at least at first ...



10 Hang Gliding lessons.

Alarming ... I don't like heights :(

BBQ sauce

Charming



A letter from the IRS.

Alarming

an anonymous invitation to a weekend retreat

Charming


Wax play